Meenzer

I shoplifted a cassette single of U96's "Das Boot" from the Woolworths on Gosforth High Street. It was reduced to 49p.

And that after we all said you were so nice.

I got rid of my long hair when it started to recede. Whereupon it stopped receding. Probably for the best though.

I'm willing to suggest that's not quite right. Haha oops, typo. You know what I meant Sorry, smartarse gene and all that.

Yeah, it wasn't though.

I'm willing to suggest that's not quite right.

Mustard is average.

Grooming Oh heavens, dear boy. I do wait until they're capable of coherent conversation.

I can't deal with imperial at all. Swedish mother and lived in Germany for a while, but even allowing for that, it always seemed completely daft to me.

Craig's family gets the sporting genes, my family gets the pisshead genes. Doomed from the word go.

I thought the first 20 minutes or so of that was really good, and then Jennifer Aniston happened.

Jesus, you make us sound like fairground rides! Wey I've heard you just have to feed in £2 for a five-minute go. Is that not right?

OK then.

The morning the book came out I changed my Facebook status to "I'm still stunned. *Frodo* kills Harry?!" The first "WTF no spoilers I'm still reading" complaint came about three minutes later.

It's overrated.

80sgingersexayyy

Even I'll get behind that. Long day Imagine the training facilities we would have if it were true!!!! We could make James Perch... borderline adequate

Even I'll get behind that.

Fortunately for him, there's plenty of evidence to draw upon once he gets older.

Nar

I've never had one in this country since coming back from Dusseldorf in May. Unbelievable how much better everyone elses kebabs are compared to ours. And that's Dusseldorf, which is otherwise boring as fuck. I'd never had one here till halfway through my year in Hamburg. Came back for a trip home, thought I'd give it a go one night with my veins 87% beer. Floppy grey strips of playdoh in a cardboard bun.

They do in Berlin

Shall i order you one Enoch? Double bacon please Mohammad