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"You to have 30+ posts in this thread by the end of April". Fiver?

He's only trying to help us by making this thread as dull as F1 itself.

YES PLS

Just recovering from a weekend on pretty much the only drinkable Swedish beer: (also possibly copious amounts of Absolut Pears)

I'm just wondering what on earth snakey had to edit.

I just said that

What if the arse fucker has aids? Good AIDS or bad AIDS?

Man City at home in '86, won 3-1.

Biscuits for breakfast? What's next? Marmalade for lunch?

We ended up having curry instead. Should have served pancakes instead of naan bread just to see the reaction.

Saw Caitlin Rose at the Borderline last night. Smashing.

(S)he's ba-aaaaack!

I don't consider that advert the best one. That there's some admirable restraint, sir.

"I like... old movies... like Godfather 3..."

I don't know what's scarier, the creepy photo or the fact that he appears to be drinking something blue from a wine glass

Going to do savoury ones baked in the oven with ham, gruyere and various veg. Then a lemon juice and sugar pigout if we can stomach any more after that.

I'm going to have a go at giving up booze.

It's good but it's no "Diamond Lights".

JOIN THE GROUP ON-A FACEBOOK!

If ever there was an appropriate moment...

Canny enough. Bastard workload tomorrow, but off out to a gig in the evening (Caitlin Rose) and it's a short week because I'm off to Stockholm on Thursday morning to shake my schlager booty all weekend long.