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I suppose you had that book (and subsequent TV series/film - I forget which) called "Neger, Neger, Schornsteinfeger!". But that's allowed, because it's in German.

Tickets to the 100th Collings and Herrin Podcast at the Leicester Square Theatre in February.

Not by us but there'll evidently be 'signage' all around the place with it on and the media will certainly adopt it... Even on stuff like Sky Sports, google maps and computer games it will be different. It's been St.James' Park for one hundred and seven years. Two world wars, 4 league titles, 6 F.A Cups, One european trophy and it's our little bit of football history that I personally didn't think anybody could touch. It didn't happen at the 'Your Name Here Ground' it happened at St.James' Park. I hope he chokes on a cock. Bagsy not mine. He'd probably bite it off like it was a Greggs sausage roll, the fat cunt.

I've never grown a vegetable either.

My standard procedure has always been to not give a fuck, since I'm not having kids and I hate most people. Friends keep on popping out bairns, though, so I may be forced to actually start caring, the selfish bastards.

He's turned into Mr. Internet. http://www.richardherring.com/warmingup/ http://www.comedy.org.uk/podcasts/collingsherrin/ http://www.comedy.org.uk/podcasts/as_it_occurs_to_me/ All worth a look!

Comprehensively so. Sorry kidda.

Got a lift home from the cops once (well, halfway home - lazy bastards) after trying to walk down the middle of the Central Motorway in a snowstorm, but never troubled the hospitals yet, touch wood.

Pissing this league tbh.

Happy birthday old man!

The Andrea Moda story is amazing. http://f1rejects.com/drivers/index.html and http://f1rejects.com/teams/index.html regularly grab my attention for hours at a time, usually late at night when I should be doing more useful things like sleeping. I really hope Stefan F1 make it, they'd be Moda-tastic.

Aye, fair point, it's not like he couldn't afford to be the highest bidder...

That's OK. As long as I'm not queer. Apparently there was a scientific study done which shows that gay people have a defect in their brain There was. I don't remember what scientific study it was, but it was in the papers.

Extra! Extra!

Gemmill is gay.

I reckon you're holding a secret candle for the big bear. A good botting would probably make him lighten up, true, but I think I prefer the frustrated "gnhhhhhhhhhhPAKIS!" version from an entertainment point of view.

As a Christian, I find the idea of Nick Griffin kissing anyone to be really creepy.

I have no idea who that is. Sayeeda Warsi sorry. Just checked the name. I think she's just as bad as everyone else on Question Time - there's not one member of the panel last night who didn't talk their way around the questions they found most uncomfortable, and 'twas ever thus. That's one of the fundamental problems with politics, both these days and in general, and hence one of the reasons why the BNP are doing so well - whether you think they talk sense or a load of shit, they do it directly and immediately in a way that people can understand, without coming across as deliberately evasive in the same way as most mainstream careerist politicans (even though they obviously are in their own way).

I have no idea who that is.

I think anyone who thinks last nights events were anything other than a stage managed attempt, and a clear witch hunt in their nature is a fucking idiot to be honest as Craig mentioned, in a country where we pride ourselves on free speech. I wasn't particularly comfortable with the setup either, to be honest, but it still allowed Griffin to make his point, regardless of whether he was subsequently shouted down by the majority. The fact that he failed to use the opportunity to such a remarkable extent speaks volumes about the actual content of what his policies are based on.

Question Time has never been, and never can be, about "democracy" in its truest sense. Anyone who thinks Griffin's been hard done by because of that is a fucking idiot.

That's the thing, if you apply BNP standards then I should be shipped off to Sweden tomorrow. Or at least my mother should. She'd look pretty damn white in a Question Time audience too. Maybe Stevie's uncanny powers of establishing the cuntishness of forruners extend to instinctively knowing who in a given group of people is descended from PROPER BRITISH NEANDERTHALS.

It was interesting the way he was properly shivering by the end. I suppose the counterargument is that he'll get "better" with repeated media exposure. I do take Christmas Tree's point though, let's just hope this country is sensible enough not to belch out a young, charismatic BNP leader. I remain hopeful - after all, it took the vastly more popular Conservatives several attempts to come up with anything, and their first effort was bloody William Hague.

The point about the ethnic minorities in the audience is a fair one, but then Question Time always stacks the audience in favour of people who have an interest in whatever the "issue of the week" may be. And let's not forget that there was a disproportionately high number of BNP supporters in the audience too. All of whom appeared to be overweight, neckless bald men with problems expressing themselves without resorting to grunting and shouting over other people. Funny that.