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Even a stopped clock posts something inadvertently amusing on a messageboard from time to time. Or something.

"Outsing"? Come on, decent humour needs to have at least a grain of truth in it.

Aye, I'd love the look on your face if we all showed up for dinner. Have a time.

Plus he's inherited a country that's fucked in a world that's fucked. On the plus side, so will Cameron.

I love the fact that Faye from Steps is in it. Completely bizarre.

Nah, that was always part of the plan. I mean, these days it's not expected for the stag-do to be the night before the wedding is it? True. Particularly if the wedding isn't being held in Munich.

Just bear in mind that Oktoberfest mostly takes place in September. Bavarians.

What worries me is the proposed new voting powers which gives the big four a massive advantage. Undemocratic? You betcha!! It really is just like Eurovision then. So, that'll be a yes vote from you I take it. Naturally. Treaty of Lisbon, twelve points. Traité de Lisbonne, douze points.

What worries me is the proposed new voting powers which gives the big four a massive advantage. Undemocratic? You betcha!! It really is just like Eurovision then.

God, I don't think I can face the prospect of the type of "informed debate" we'd get on the subject here.

Irish referendum the other week approved it, so it's just a matter of protocol now. EDIT: But aye, it technically hasn't been ratified in Ireland yet.

Hondurus are good. You are underestimating them. They have the likes of Palacios, Figueroa and David Suazo. Bosnia are good. You are underestimating them. They have the likes of Misimovic, Dzeko and Ibisevic. Fucking dolt.

Say what you like about the Grauniad, but this is a cracking read, and the YouTube links dotted throughout aren't half bad either: http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/blog/20...y-denmark-1980s

Argentina through then, the sods. Slovakia, North Korea, one of Bahrain/New Zealand... it's going to be a funny old tournament. And conceivably the likes of Bosnia, Honduras and Gabon too!

A few days after moving into an ethnically diverse neighbourhood of Birmingham in my second year of uni, an old Irish woman came up to us in the local park and, out of nowhere, proclaimed "You've got to watch out for them Pik-Paks!".

Glad it wasn't just me.

I love the way it's worded. "He hasn't scored this season, so there's every chance Spurs will be after him."

Damn you and your big city perks They have trains that come down here now and everything, you know? But aye, gigs and other artsy bollocks are one of the few things actually keeping me here. Plus the Decemberists evening in question is only just up the road from me so I don't even have to go into the centre for once. And they're playing two sets, one with the entire Hazards of Love album then one regular set. Not that I mean to rub it in or anything.

I love the one review of it. "The best restaurant-style curry book out there. If you are lardy, you will just love this book."

Gazza is dying. It's just a question of how long it takes and how horrible it is to watch while it happens.

What was his best joke? Eh? Let's try again and see if it clicks...

Tickets for Decemberists, Dar Williams and Watson Twins gigs in the near future.

Disappointingly, only 206 Google hits for "shitney poostain".

I thought you were referring to our recent outing on here. Which has resulted in an inning, seemingly. There's another gay on the forum and he plays cricket?