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P.S. 40 gigs of eurovision? Is that a joke? Edit: I guess so. 54 years, dozens of national finals every year... I only wish I was joking. And Brockles, you know you're hot stuff even under ten tons of hockey gear. Don't sweat it.

My Eurovision collection alone is around 40 gig. Add in all of my regular music and that's, ooh, 41 gig at least.

A collection of Akira Yamaoka's work from the Silent Hill game soundtracks. Awesome.

I used to be fine with flying when I was younger, that's the ridiculous thing, but then something kicked in in my early-to-mid-20s. Awareness of mortality and all that maybe.

Aye, same here. And specifically dying in a fairly drawn-out manner and without any influence over the situation. I'm a control freak and I want to have the chance to go out kicking and screaming, dammit. Funnily enough, watching stuff like Air Crash Investigation on the Discovery channel has helped - it brings home the fact that there generally has to be a collection of stupendously random circumstances for anything to go fatally wrong with a flight, so once you accept the need to fly in the first place, you might as well just grin and bear it. Either that or neck half a bottle of something from the duty free beforehand. It won't help your response times in a crash situation, but at least it'll numb the pain.

Is that a band I've never heard of? Or is that supposed to be Grizzly Bear? He means this:

You fool! Congrats mate.

Waiting on the new Eels to arrive, so in the meantime it's Bonnie "Prince" Billy - Beware

Have they checked this out in light of yesterday's happenings?

Close friend of Father Ass O'Leater and Rabbi Hymie Dickshuge, apparently.

Haha! Excellent.

It's June 1st. June 1st.

A talentless waster?

Natural selection ftw!

Cheers. I should be happier, but obviously there have been other footballing priorities in recent weeks. It's nice to see there's life after Jürgen Klopp, anyway...

Ooh, SUSAN BOYLE

Mainz are back in the big time (well, the 1. Liga). Which is nice.

This. Makes things easier I suppose.

Aye, the lesson that it's entirely justified to harbour a lifelong hatred of patronising jobsworths. Worked well, that did.

BUT MILNA WAS 1ST TEAM AT 16 AND HE IS BEST PLAYER IN the WORLD Oh wait, he's an average clogger who couldn't even get any joy out of the worst Newcastle team in a generation. Hmm.

“I have a contract for three years with Newcastle," Enrique told Marca. "Nobody wants to play in the Championship, but I’m thinking only of fulfilling my contract. “The team has great resources and I am sure that if things go well from the start we can be a team to match Aston Villa. “I like the city and I am very happy in England, but that does not stop anyone considering an offer that might arrive from another team. “As it stands today, I see myself playing next season at Newcastle.” Sounds like he wouldn't be to upset if he had to move. I hope he stays though Can't really blame him for that attitude. He's not straining to get out of here at all costs, but he'd take a clearly superior offer if it came along. If not, he's in for the fight for one season at least. That's about as far as we should expect anyone's loyalty to stretch at this point in time - it's up to us to show that we have the corresponding ambition.

I'd be quite happy with a relatively immobile but experienced striker and someone in midfield with a bit of pace. A lot's made of how difficult it is to get out of the Championship, but a fairly simple approach and a couple of sensible buys should put paid to most of the bottom half at least. It's only if we rest on our laurels that we'll be screwed beyond belief.

That they are rubbishphobic?

Fingers firmly crossed. If he can be persuaded that a season in the Championship as a more or less active squad player would be beneficial to his overall development - and let's be honest, it's still a step up from a mid-table side in the Slovenian league and far more action than he'd get a top-flight club - then I can see him turning into something special for us. Obviously we'd need to get promoted first time or he'll be off, but a season of Championship activity would add a good million to his resale value, so it's all good either way.