Meenzer

Did Meenzer do your balloon knot? No he just fucked me up the arse tbh. He's a proper three push Charlie I heard. Dib dib dib! He never went to Scouts like, reckon he must have started to develop feelings for boys around the time of the transition from Cubs to Scouts and figured it would be for the best not to go. He'd have been fucked in Beavers! I quite enjoyed Beavers actually. There's a first time for everything I suppose. I gave up on Cubs/Scouts when they wanted us to actually document our good deeds for the day and I realised that I never did any (fiddling with Smooth Operator's woggle aside).

Perfect fit with the average Newcastle fan then.

Confirmed on BBC News too, so that appears to be that.

He is a complete headcase but he does have great desire and a will to win, not a bad player either. Nice arse too. This'll raise our standing no end with the scally-lovers over on famousmales.net, which is practically akin to a marketing partnership with a Chinese feeder club in the grand scheme of things.

Still got a couple of years of county cricket left in him.

Agreed, he came across as a decent fella and gave his best, and I'm sure he'll get a good reception whenever he's back at SJP. Quite what Bramble will get is another matter...

Hard knock life?

He's got what I presume to be a regular column in one of the kiddie/teenage magazines - Match, I think - that sounds thoroughly ghost-written, so maybe he's built an entire team of creative staff around him...

A glorious career supplying bad passes for Gifton Noel-Williams at Real Murcia clearly awaits.

I can do you 2 'holes in the ground...

Ach, that's no age. DanTheMan was still in the womb when he started posting, and Brock had just got his first facial hair at the age of 4.

Killing Joke - Brighter Than A Thousand Suns

Tootling on his saxamaphone? How queer!

Do what?

is wishing khay a happy birthday (EDIT: as am I, naturally. )

Well, it's Tuesday already. Well, you say, Lassie? The orphans are trapped down a well? Welltris, bit of a cack cash-in really.

Don't worry, it was.

It's clearly a simplified map of Britain, Russia, South America and Africa, with the Isle of Wight in the middle.

That's quite an admission

Tennessee Ernie Ford - Sixteen Tons

Ian Rush says if you don't go to Nottingham you'll only be good enough to play for Accrington Stanley. Or something.

Since when have they had a fucking airport? Maybe they've renamed Durham Tees Valley again

Well you've got to admire some people's honesty.

Who'd you see?

1. Finally got up the right side of midday for once this week. 2. Been to the gym and Sainsbury's (and the latter was far more traumatic). 3. I've just booked myself a wee trip to Sweden in August to see the family. 4. My task for the rest of the day is to sort through a box full of old CD singles (1997-2001 vintage), having already eBayed the ones that might actually be worth anything - the rest will probably be straight off to Oxfam unless any of you lot have a burning desire to stock up on dodgy indie and rock music in an out-of-date format. (I market it well.) 5. ... Profit.