GeordieMessiah

A dead Ball situation, if ever I saw one. RIP

This thread is all a bit morbid, isn't it? I've never really given this much thought, but I'm convinced I will live for a good long while and have a long and happy life. Just take each day as it comes, carpe diem as they say, you never know when your number's up. Any one of us could die at a moment's noti.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................

I got arrested, stuck in a cell for 11 hours and when they finally watched the CCTV and realised it wasn't me they told me to stay out of trouble as they let me out. Now THATS taking the piss! Fucking shocking Switch those words around and you probably have the REAL reason Gejon was in the nick, tbh.

Now you know what it's like to be Black. I would imagine... Fucking useless bastards those Police. Useless.

Tedious little waster.

Just HTT being a bit of a spacka. That is all!

I think we can count on the tedious little bastard keeping us all informed.

I still don't understand why you wouldn't just purchase a selection of fruit flavoured vodkas, or better still just make up a cocktail from natural fruit juices? Kids today. So fucking lazy.

As a cruel twist of irony, the lad that runs the Alphabite cutter on my shift is a chronic dyslexic.

That's what you've just got to love about Toontastic. Sometimes these threads just become a net version of a rowdy classroom...bit like Bash Street Kids. I can just imagine Alex and Gemmill sat at the back with Wacky, 2J and Jimbo, whilst the more earnest types like Patrokles and J69 sit at the front getting pelted with water bombs, all the while tutting about how nobody's learning anything, and how it's not fair that nobody's getting a chance to listen to what the teacher's saying.

Sounds like a good start to me. Have you got an estate car?... I've got a big black van with tinted windows, have you got a snipers rifle ? Euphemism? I fail to see how cottaging in the back fo a Transit van is going to deal with the problem.

Why not just buy a fruit-flavoured vodka and be done with it?

Alphabites being given the heave-ho, eh? Further evidence of declining literacy in our society. Shameful.

Nobody's mentioned ANGEL DELIGHT yet. An oxymoronic bit of food labelling if ever there was.

This thread is offending Scott's cordon bleu sensibilities.

Seriously. Not fair! First off 2J gets Beef Monster Munch. Now it's Crispy Pancakes. I only need to be told he's having Arctic Roll for afters and I'll be .

And THAT, your Honour is the case for the Defence...

...and Grommit from Wallace & Grommit. Clearly Messianic in its inspiration.

I was caught doing 43mph in a 30mph zone once.

Laz - you plonker!

the most functional english word well,its shit.Thats right shit,shit may just be the most functional word in the english language,You cansmoke shit,buy shit,sell shit,lose shit,find shit, forget shit,and tell others to eat shit. Some people know there shit,while otherscant tell the difference between shit & shineola.There are lucky shits, dumb shits,crazy shits.There is bull shit,horse shitand chickenshit.You can throw shit,sling shit,catch shit,shoot the shit,orduck when the shit hits the fan.You cangive a shit or serve shit on a shingle.You can find yourself indeep shit or be happier than a pig in shit.Some days are colder than shit,some days are hotter than shit,and some days are just plain shitty.Some music sounds like shit,things can look like shit,and there are times when you feel like shit.You can have to much shit,not enough shit,the right shit,wrong shit or a lot ofwierd shit.You can carry shit,have a mountain of shit, or find yourself up shit creek without a paddle.Sometimes everthing you touch turns to shit and other times you can fall into a bucket of shit and come out smelling like a rose.When you stop to consider all the facts, its the basic building block of the english language and remember once you know your shit you dont need to know anything else! Well, shit, its time for me to go just wanted you to know that i give a shit and hope youve all had a nice day, without a bunch of shit but,if you happened to catch a load of shit- WELL SHIT HAPPENS!!! Shit post

I remain disgusted that anyone could find the ginger one more attractive than Sarah. This forum's got some right perverts on it, tbh.

Interesting thread, this. Would be interested to see who people think are the biggest bullies, though...

You need a shave. And that jacket is shit. Bitch.

I would just like to add that I have been victimised repeatedly by Gemmill, both here and on N-O and I have been on the brink many times because of his bullying ways.