GeordieMessiah

I'd rather test on criminals, who deserve it, than animals, who clearly don't. And what about criminals who have been wrongly convicted?

Apologies if it's already been posted on here previously... NSFW: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pf5Y7qTWMS4&NR=1

Closure. FFS!

Why on earth would a mother want to eat her dead son's penis, anyway?

...if only everyone had a gun - what? Then we could shoot people that post vague statements. Like ^ that one?

Basically you can get them out with one months notice should you wish to Only if you've got a shorthold assured tenancy, fuckwit.

...if only everyone had a gun - what?

Mock the Week is far better than Have I Got News For You though, which has gone seriously shit since Deyton left. The obsession with guest presenters has heavily contributed to it, I think they should pick a permanent host now, probably that Alexander Armstrong chap who used to do the Pimms adverts. Agreed. Him or Nick Hancock.

Cheers Toojay. Will check that out at the cinema next week.

Went to a mate's party in Glasgow the night of the England 5-1 Germany match...ended up beating the shit out of the host's cousin (Gary) because he'd pissed all over their sofa and in their kitchen cupboard. The host (my friend Jane's boyfriend Paul) was going absolutely bezerk about the half pint worth of piss in his brand new wok in the cupboard - it kicked off big style and I was just in the wrong place at the wrong time, so that when Paul threw the wok at Gary I got clunked on the head with the wok and soaked with the piss.

Patronisakles getting it stuck to him big style again? It's a harsh world.

Damn. I was hoping for something more dramatic to happen on this one.

Goes off to watch Peep Show, more like...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/6578167.stm

I was just filling in with a bit more detail...

Assuming you want to play by the rules then here's my advice FWIW: An assured shorthold tenancy should run for 6 months, and you should be requiring the tenants to sign a new contract at that point in time, thereby keeping the tenancy on an AST basis. If you haven't done this then you have effectively created a contractual assured tenancy by default (which gives the tenants slightly more rights in terms of occupancy of the property). You can still serve notice to quit, but if its a contractual assured tenancy, you're possibly looking at going through the courts to get an eviction, which could take a few months. Without knowing whether the tenants have any legitimate grievance against you, it's hard to say how straightforward any court case would be. Are there any outstanding repairs on the property? I ask because tenants have a right to withhold rent payment only if there are outstanding repairs on the property which the landlord has neglected to deal with. In this instance, tenants are legally required to put money aside until repairs are completed and then pay any outstanding rent owed for the period. If there's repairs outstanding, the courts are mostly likely to side with the tenant - as case law dictates. Clearly you're looking for a swift resolution to your problems so I hope this helps.

Stare at the other guy's nob intently for about 20 seconds and then say..."Oh, THAT'S what you're meant to do!"

Because of feelings of inadequacy, presumably? Because you'd take up two urinals. Bastard.

Because of feelings of inadequacy, presumably?

Walliver, just turn to the bloke next to you and say: "Fancy a quick shag then?" Think you'll find he disappears quick enough leaving you in peace to have the slash you were so dying for.

Definitely Shrek 1 and 2. Not looking forward to Shrek 3 as I fear they will ruin the whole gig. Also think Toy Story 1 & 2 were great. Pre-CGI, has to be Pete's Dragon. Utter shite, like, but it's a fave for sentimental reasons. First film I ever went to see in a cinema as a kid.

Too perpetual.

Dignity. Now that would be a great name for a boat. Deaconbluetastic.

Class!