GeordieMessiah

Poor old bugger must be doing his nut by now...

We've signed worse, let's be honest.

Lady in Red? ;) :D Seriously??!?? Are you trying to serenade her or put her to sleep?

Catmag's got great norks, tbh

EH?

57. Get ready to go out in anything under 45 minutes

Gemmill off to Leazes Park for a spot of pre-match cruising, I see...

Please stay at home Gemmill. That - or fly to San Fransisco ASAFP. I want us to win today.

Avoiding the N-O massive?! I was shitting myself before you announced your non-attendance and now I think we'll walk it. Gemmill - I'm stuck in bed in Edinburgh with man flu, so nar...not gannin... Renton - why were you shitting yourself? You got the same bug as I've got? I am suffering actually, had terrible sinusitis and a cold for two frigging weeks now. Won't stop me going to the Trent though. Is Gemmill a bit of a Jonah? Do we win more often when he doesn't attend then or what?

Avoiding the N-O massive?! I was shitting myself before you announced your non-attendance and now I think we'll walk it. Gemmill - I'm stuck in bed in Edinburgh with man flu, so nar...not gannin... Renton - why were you shitting yourself? You got the same bug as I've got?

Avoiding the N-O massive?!

Got man flu. I may be dead this time tomorrow.

You've forgotten to buy the car. That's a one off payment, not an ongoing expense. Not in practice. If you buy a new car you'll need to budget at least £300 a month in car or loan repayments! I say no, stick with public transport. But only because I don't want another car on the North Tyneside roads. So really, yes, do it, you'd be mad not to. You both forgot to factor in depreciation, which in itself is a further massive cost. Then there's inevitable parking, speeding fines, car washing, general maintenance costs... All worth it.

I feel your pain, brother. I feel your pain.

Just thinking of the autopsy that'll be done later today actually - wouldn't want that job for all the money in the world. Expect they'll probably find the silly, ugly, trash whore bitch died of silicone/collagen/botox poisoning. Would be apt if she did.

It's Friday! Shite! I hate Fridays. I can't bear weekends, especially ones which extend til next Wednesday. Bugger it. I'll not be able to do any work 'til then.

Mr Sheen? (I'm sure that joke's been done already today...) Nah he's Called Dave Dave Sheen? Barry Sheen, shirley...

S'nice Catherine. Nice when washed down with a bit of saki...which is served warm, which was surprising. Seriously, you should give it a whirl.

He's not the Messiah! He's a very naughty boy! Sorry, but it was best that I said that before anyone else does...

So THAT'S where I went wrong! Have to say the salmon roe I had nearly made me chunder, but everything else was lush. Nice little place just at the far side of Liverpool Street Station in the city.

Mental parents = mental children...producing "children that will help mankind", for fucks sake!! Get a grip!

TBH, that M&S pre-packed stuff is shite. Proper sushi is actually rather nice. Wasabi though...didn't reckon on it being quite THAT hot.

What were the odds on her in the Celebrity Death sweepstake?

Not from YouTube, but definitely worth a look if you want a chuckle. Don't bother if you have no sense of humour. http://www.burntfaceman.com/episodes.htm

Dead.