Andrew

You couldn't pay me enough to take that job tbf, you lot are bad enough.

What a cunt.

Which one is trust fund boy?

Greenwood close to a permanent transfer to Marseille. They suit each other.

They're definitely nerd guitars though, you know?

Thats a cool guitar. I don't really own cool guitars 😅

More of a pain in the arse than it might seem. Fingers crossed some tweaks like that will be easier once I've upgraded the board software

Yeah this influx of bored Reform bots is getting on my tits a bit. I'll keep an eye on it this week and see if I can do anything about it over the weekend.

I've pretty much fully checked out at this point tbh. I would like our players to play and do well but thats about it. Whats the point of winning the games or even the tournament if 5 minutes of it is enjoyable? Nothing is at stake if we don't win it, the country isn't going to get relegated and go out of business, some other bigger country isn't going to come and take our players.

What have gordon and palmer got to do man?

It 4 seasons not 5, though I've never said that he doesn't play both, in fact LTA is insistent he can't be a right winger. Despite this he has been generally most productive as a right winger (or off a striker) in those seasons where game time was equal. Also LTA is a man pretending to be a woman, but thats not the point. Its not an unfair point that LTA is making tbh, but this should be reminder to never talk to me.

He is, and has spent more of his career starting there compared to anywhere else

ill take that

They've really given John Curtice FAR too much airtime over the course of the night.

Cameron, May, Truss and Johnsons old seats all gone to other parties Its absolute gold.

Sunak has 100% done this so he can go off to California with his million and leave the remaining tories (who he presumably hates, because why wouldnt he?) with nothing.

TRUSS OUT

Shapps out

I don't even like this version of Labour all that much, I could really do with Starmer just leaving trans people alone rather than piping up about them not having rights every now and then in particular. But I am enjoying this

Truss might lose her seat

From the guardian live coverage I fucking despise Birtwistle.

Galloway losing his seat

Im not sure now you mention it, I saw them tweet about the same time I saw your post. They might be updating as it goes though.

https://electionmaps.uk/nowcast