Andrew

Still is afaik, hes still only 20 Scored a couple in the champions league this season

Anderlecht isn't in holland

It doesn't matter anyway, we've got the best coaches and motivators in the league to whip him into shape

Usually you won't see something if you don't see it.

Bringing Dildos places is not a uniquely french trait. Lest we forget

Jimbos telly and all that. Sounds like the sort of player we should be humping the ball up to rather than Perez, could work quite well I suppose

Who is this Esque chap? Seems quite versatile, spanish is he?

I think I recognise 3 of the 5, El Sharaawy, Montolivo(I think in the middle?) and Honda so I suppose players. They're just such a shadow of what they were.

No we won't!

Yet hes quite clearly demonstrated that over the course of a full season he isn't capable of keeping a team in the premier league. In his time since taking over he has a terrible record of results, has proven incapable of handling the media and pressure from fans and has totally lost the dressing room. Hardly the no-fuss approach Ashley wants from his manager

It will definitely be Gullit

become? When wasn't he that?

We can, we just can't name them all in the same squad

Another small spanish striker for us to hump the ball to? Heres hoping this is a sign of us planning to appoint a coach who plays a bit of football (bit of a stretch I know)

Remember when Milan had a full squad of players anyone with more than a CT level interest in football would recognise immediately?

It was a decent match last night, even with an italian team in a big game they both got stuck into it far more than if the likes of Chelsea had got to this stage, the competition is better off without our teams in it. Glad Juve won after that wanker ballboys antics and also enjoyed how much time wasting they got away with after they scored

I love the photo at the top of that article

His second tweet "Be warned. Any abuse and I'll come round and give you Newcastle tickets" I don't care if its not really him, whoever it is is good at twitter

I don't think he'd suddenly stick us into administration, costing himself millions and ensuring his favourite SD advertising vehicle imploded at great cost to himself. Because that would be fucking stupid.

So hes a supervillain rather than a businessman now?

0.739, not bad really...well it sort of is I suppose since its not 1 but...

Yeah but he owns us outright, who is he getting one over on by doing that? it would cost him millions in the end when it was decided the debt was to be paid back at pence in the pound or whatever.

Kevin Keegan