Andrew

what makes a chief exec better than the bloke out watching matches at choosing a manager though? Carr hasn't found players with mixed success, in the last few years we could've signed Aubameyang, Lacazette and Grenier before they became highly coveted but we cheaped out and signed the likes of Riviere instead.

Who better? he watches a lot of football, sees a lot of managers and coaches at work.

Hes not a DoF, if he was we'd be signing a hell of a lot more of the players he recommends to us rather than the third "cheap" most of the time.

Carr has no say in outgoings imo, as a scout why would he?

Berahino, Vlaar and Dier?

You're wishing Perch back rather than Mbiwa? I long for the days when people were saying Mbiwa and Santon weren't good enough...look at what we have now.

No perez fish? For Cabella I think we've already seen a marked improvement on his general performance since the start of the season, trotting out the old "its a tough league to adapt to" especially for a lightweight player like him. I think we'll see the best of him next season, under not carver. Debuchy and Colo didn't look great for us in their first 6 months (in debuchys case) or year (in colos) but came good after that.

Aye I'd stick Abeid and Aarons there, just forgot them tbh.

Krul, Janmaat, Colo, Dummet (looked like he had potential to be a decent CB), Haidara Colback, Sissoko, Sammy(might come good, shows glimpses now and then), Cabella, De Jong Perez, Cisse

I'm anticipating Carver being arrested and in custody for our next match.

http://www.theguardian.com/football/2015/apr/28/newcastle-john-carver-meet-disgruntled-fans

just seen a football account I follow tweet that joke.

Man U fans forced Pardew and Allardyce out? Shit! How?

Alex man don't bother, its some Manc wanker with a teatowel on his head and a pair of boxers on his face trying to be clever. Theres no point to make.

No you don't, nice try on getting some hits for your shite youtube channel though.

Its better for next gen I must say, still the same "pick your parents" thing going on but then you get to fine tune much more. Then when you've created a beautiful red haired godess she'll be black for no reason next time you turn it on.

I say GTA Online works btw, I made a character over the weekend and she appears to have changed races while I was away

Funnily enough I picked up GTA5 for xbox one this weekend (Have already played it on 360 but fancied the tarted up version and a proper go at online now it works and has heists) Its good enough that I've happily bought it twice! Hardline will have less of a shelf life imo.

We all thought that last time tbh.

Yep, I do every week.

So don't watch it, I'm sure it won't do you any harm.

Its not got @@The Fish in as well has it?

http://www.theguardian.com/football/quiz/2015/apr/24/football-quiz-celebrating-silhouettes 7/10

Poor alan is doing his best to break free of the ingrained Ashleyness inside of him but isn't quite capable yet!

Why?