Andrew

having a look on the UT forums theres a thread called "what is the chance of jack wilshere getting a TOTY" first reply "About the same chance as Luiz Suarez being not racist"

Tevez gets a hat trick today celebrates by miming a golf shot

Few screens up, anything on who was behind them?

Whats everyone think for today then? are we going to be in europe by half 2? think everton will win this tbh, Liverpool are shit, Everton are in decent form and too many results have gone our way lately

You sir are a mug. No word of PUGATRON's post is a lie. he called him "sir"

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Rigters

not my finest hour

what you essentially want is to support a better team perhaps youd be more at home on an barcelona or real madrid board or something?

The argument CT is having with himself leazes-esque, he'll be on about "the others" in no time

if we're playing a midfield 3 it needs to be a defender, a creator and someone with the engine to support both for a full game to me its really obvious who on our squad slots into each of those

not quite what I said but what can you do?

any opinion you offer now on Jonas though is completely without integrity it has been since you've basically argued for every winger who has played for us to replace him in the first team

nope, FA obviously decided it was a worthy appeal that they rejected rather than a spurious one so theyve not done it THAT right but still, 2 out of 3

Ivanovic loses his appeal against his 3 match ban shocked by that tbh, FA doing something right for once

Suarez is their main goalscorer and he doesn't fucking score. £25m for a bloke who turns and flicks but doesn't score, well he does but it's more or less 1 in 4, borderline flop in my view. 8 league goals in 27 games is piss poor for a £23million striker, hes only laid on 3 as well so hes not providing that much. Defoe there has 10 and hes played mostly as a sub, Fletcher has ten and wolves are horrendous, Van Persie Arsenal 27 Rooney Man Utd 22 Aguero Man City 19 Ba Newcastle 16 Dempsey Fulham 16 Yakubu Blackburn 16 Adebayor Tottenham 13 Balotelli Man City 13 Dzeko Man City 13 Holt Norwich 13 Lampard Chelsea 11 Cisse Newcastle 10 Defoe Tottenham 10 Fletcher Wolverhampton 10 Graham Swansea 10 Hernandez Man Utd 10 Sturridge Chelsea 10

there are some used copies available at least

maybe everyone reporting it wrong "Damian, Kenny says hes coming upstairs" "Ah fuck it I'll get out early today then"

youtube links auto embed here dont they?

the image of the dressing gown room after you were on about the bath and the ipad the other day just made me laugh

what?

Belting that! just tweeted it myself

grammar and you mean spelling