Andrew

surely a bit of a screening process could be applied here I know this place is very "anti-ban" but is anyone at all under the impression that this influx of turds is anything other than a school holiday windup? just get rid im sure no one will be all too bothered

Have our players always worn heart rate monitors or is this a new thing? preseason thing since fat sams time I think, all for the prozone stats and measuring fitness and so on

You look like a gay sailor for fucks sake who asked crouch about andy carroll? seems an odd link

Aye that's never happened before

I'd say robbie but in 10 years or so after messis peak I'd expect to be saying messi

cant be worse than his teeth

the herbs thing is rubbish, treasure, hunting and shooting are fun though

same here, I'm only 21 but was told a few years ago that "most peoples cartilage (or whatever it is that sort of lubricates your joints) is like ice, yours is more like sandpaper" dread my knees going

talking about this one KD?

come on KD get on the ball, its players with actual ball ability that i'm suggesting suffer

no and no, not noticeably for me anyway I tend to fiddle with kits and attribute colours too, default ones are really hard to read quickly

I contribute a great deal to the gaming forum... share my opinions hopefully without too much arrogance I can name ten romanian cities

The Mackems home shirt is a good example and although it pains me to say it, a fantastic shirt. Anyone able to have a play with it, swap the badge and sponsor for ours and see how it'd look? any number of the lurking mackems just came at the thought

I'm neutral with several of them Sunderland - obvious reasons, obviously more bothered about beating us than succeeding in their own right, they'd be happy to finish 19th as long as we were 20th Blackburn - personal geography more than anything else, horrible place, it smells funny. sam allardyce Spurs - arrogant cunts, harry redknapp Man u - know too many glory fans and utter wankers who support them, they think roy keane is something other than an utter twat and seem to forget they spend 20 mil on the likes of anderson and nani while claming chelsea bought the title whenever they win it Liverpool - do I need to say why? cunts the lot of them then the sort of grey area of clubs I dont really care about Fulham - utterly inoffensive and dont give off the arrogant air of the other london clubs Arsenal - like their players, like Wenger, like their philosophy on football

With special dispensation for particularly dashing blokes. I'm willing to join the assessment team for that part, though I realise you'll want to do most of the work. Haha That's a bit harsh it would rule half of us out. Just a five line statement would do. "What can you bring to this board." would naming 5 american cities count?

so the 3 spaniards right you seem to have missed my point then which was, how many talented or potentially talented footballers, the kind the national side is crying out for now, have been dropped out of the coaching system as kids because they were a bit too short or not that quick my point wasnt anything to do with whether or not most countries don't have players at their level

its basically impossible, they have to spend years at the club and be consistently awesome for you its worse to become one as manager

new PL ball, will have a play about with it tonight and see how it feels

Just taken delivery of the new away shirt and I agree with just about everything Zebra said about it, the badge looks terrific imo, very clean and very detailed the northern rock logo feels fine and as hes said its the most comfortable shirt we've had on offer for a while all the stiching inside is very smooth and not prickly as it used to be with adidas

annoying as hell, ive managed to get Notts forest and Hull as feeder clubs this season, Hull have a good chance of coming up to the PL meaning I'll have a Premier league feeder club Hull will get cancelled if they come up. awww

tough to find them as kids tbh found wood and granci as youngsters but menendez cost me 30mil (worth it, hes unreal) I have practically no reserves and my youth coming through are crap not had a decent player yet

annoying as hell, ive managed to get Notts forest and Hull as feeder clubs this season, Hull have a good chance of coming up to the PL meaning I'll have a Premier league feeder club

you think SWP, Lennon and Walcott are in the top 6/7 players in the world?

in fact the likes of SWP, Walcott and Lennon are perfect examples for my point, all one dimensional pace no actual ability with the ball

did you miss where I put "fast"?