Sonatine

I've decided to become a ventriloquist. I've got all the gear.

This just goes to show what a cracking job Eddie has done when you consider that the three teams around us last season aren't even in the PL anymore.

Narrator's Voice : They did not go all the way.

Team news - Wilson on bench, Sterling out Newcastle v Chelsea (17:30 GMT) Newcastle United make two changes to the side that won 4-1 at Southampton. Callum Wilson is only fit enough to make the bench as Chris Wood starts. Joelinton returns from suspension to replace Jacob Murphy, who is among the substitutes. Newcastle United XI: Pope, Trippier, Botman, Schär, Joelinton, Wood, Almirón, Willock, Burn, Longstaff, Guimarães Subs: Darlow, Lascelles, Shelvey, Wilson, Saint-Maximin, Targett, Manquillo, Murphy, Anderson Chelsea XI: Mendy, Jorginho, Kovacic, Loftus-Cheek, Chalobah, Broja, Mount, Gallagher, Koulibaly, Azpilicueta, Hall Subs: Bettinelli, Silva, Aubameyang, Pulisic, Zakaria, Ziyech, Havertz, Cucurella, Hutchinson

Pfff, this not good enough for you?

"Ding Dong". The Bells have tolled for him now, still, 98 ain't a bad innings

Given how much Klopp has had to say about other clubs spending, you'd think he'd have a stroke if he had the cash to start doing the same.