Sonatine

You'd think the penny would have dropped years ago that sending over naff songs, which are then poorly performed, isn't a great way to pick up points

At least they are taking it well.

No trips to Wembo this time.

Missed a trick not using this flavour

"How's the bacon, you say?"

Bet the seats at the SOS have still been shat on though 💩

Rotten manager and a rotten landlord too? Still, nice guy though.

Permanently with a bit of luck

Needs an "All of the Above" option.

Massive future? Not with a piss smelling Middle Earth reject like you he doesn't. Poor kid is nearly in tears too, probably been told he'll be forced to drink some of Willie's Energy if he didn't do the photo op.

There's a higher than average chance of his "Mam" just being him dressed up in the clothes the poor cow got buried in.