BigWalrus

I have grown to despise the word ambition. Massively overused. Ambition to Lee Ryder probably stretches as far as remembering to do up his flies after having a slash.

Ah, fair enough.

Cisse?

I didn't get harassed in the slightest. But then I was dressed quite conservatively and not like I was on a day out at Disney World.

Let's assume, hypothetically, that Cabaye doesn't play. Does that mean Sissoko drops into the middle with Ben Arfa being given a starting role?

Ince has been shite this season mind.

His tantrum back in August means he can't have another now. He can't risk being frozen out and therefore missing the world cup. What will be, will be.

To be fair, an all zone Tube pass probably covers about 1000 square miles. It's not the most fair comparison.

Marrakech is great man. You just need a bit of confidence and the ability to say no.

What about butter yellow?

Just ban intra-Premiership loans. Full stop.

I agree that Sunderland deserved to win. They rode their luck to a degree, in that they committed lots of bodies forward and got caught out on the counter attack several times. On another day they could have conceded several times on those counters and been buried after 70 minutes. Most of the time, as soon as Man Utd broke, someone would take one of their players out and stop the play, taking a yellow for the team - successfully, you could argue. Fair play to them though, they've beaten what was put in front of them and now have a day to Wembley to look forward to.

There's still plenty time for it all to go badly wrong / brilliantly well.

I once had a dream I was raped by Fearne Cotton (I really can't stand her). I dreamt that my brother had taken a dislike to my girlfriend and wanted to make her think I was cheating on her. For some reason, I was living in a castle and he had managed to set up camp in a turret that wasn't used. He waited for me to fall asleep then made a signal to Fearne Cotton to come in. She handcuffed my arms and legs to the bed and ripped my clothes off, waking me up. She then proceded to pleasure me, against my will. Despite my reluctance to cooperate she ended up finishing me off. Meanwhile, I could hear the sound of my girlfriend opening and closing the front door and it was all timed perfectly so she walked into the room just as I was emotionally emptying myself into Fearne Cotton. She then stormed out in tears, it cut to a shot of my brother laughing manically in the turret and I woke up. Never felt so confused and violated by a dream before.

People do care about profit. However, the figures aren't yet available for profitability. Clubs are obliged to submit bi-annual revenue figures to UEFA months before they legally have to submit statutory accounts.

Aye, the fall in league placing probably cost us £7-8m. Take that into account, as well as the extra income we'd have earned from the Europa League, and the underlying figure appears fairly flat.

Why spell "as" like that? I could understand the logic if it was shortening the word, but it just makes him look like a moron.

I have nowt to do with them, we hired them for our wedding so can recommend on that basis.

Aye, looks canny. Doesn't take much to cover the buttered slice either.

Free accommodation though.

Crap news. My sympathies to you and your family.

http://www.pauljamesband.co.uk/ These are canny. Proper 6 piece swing / jazz band but they'll happily and ably play rock / pop / whatever you want.

I recommend you up your budget and hire a band.

London?

Hypothetical again, but would you rather have Obertan mk 2 or nobody?