Monroe Transfer

Can't believe we almost managed to get relegated from that reasonably healthy position.

What I've seen of this just looks extremely boring. Extremely pretty, but boring. We'll see, mind. Definitely got my eye on it, thankfully it's getting a physical release so I may just rent it.

Even if we replaced him with someone not much better it'd be worth it for the short term boost some fresh ideas might inspire. Absolutely untenable position now, has to go. One good thing about being relegated is we'll get rid of the likes of Sissoko who doesn't care, Certainly wouldn't upset me* to see any of them go to be honest, including our supposedly better players like Wijnaldum who can do one. *I think that's partly down to general apathy about the club and partly because I just don't really rate any of them.

Villa, shirley?

That's us down then. Oh well.

Gotten rid of Lahm and replaced him with Piszczek (Lahm was decent but not worth it for me, very expensive for a full back, and I think I actually prefer Piszczek and Diekmeier's workrates), and then sold that 91 rated Lewandowski so I could afford his third in form (the 92 rated card). Ridiculously good card - provided he gets good service, else he still seems to go missing for me a little bit although he's superb at hold up play (89 physical rating). Off the top of my head I can only recall one shot which wasn't actually on target since I got him (and that was a scissor kick volley). He either tests the keeper, hits the woodwork, powers in a header, or smashes it in the corner. Replaced Naldo with his in form card too, monster at the back. Bought Mkhitayran's in form too, now my go to right winger. My main squad is pretty good now - not sure how I've managed that as I've had awful luck for the most part with packs, and I haven't spent £100s on them either. Added Muller, in form Wendt (very solid left back) and (KP) Boateng to my fitness squad. Want the upgraded Douglas Costa card but he's about 65-80k on PS4 at the moment and I'm hoping/expecting that price to go down eventually as it seems too much to me. Got about 180k coins in the bank but in no rush to spend them. Either of you two ever had a Bundesliga squad or have you always gone for Premier League/Serie A teams?

Keep switching channels tonight, can't stick to just one CL game

Get in Ibra

Fuck me... think I managed to throw away the lead within the last 5 minutes of the match about 5 times in a row there, managing to not get promoted in the process when if I'd held on to just one of those leads I would have. Managed to lose 1 game all season and not get promoted. Have to laugh, really.

Time for another dressing room inquest, eh Steve?

McClaren has simply got to go now, surely.

Oh fuck off man Norwich. West Ham had the chance to go fifth today.

I see Shola has signed for Fleetwood, expect to see him tearing up League One.

This is my team at the moment: Haven't been able to try out the IF Gundogan and second IF Lewandowski since their upgrades yesterday yet, looking forward to doing so. Have to say though, this is my third Lewandowski (previously owned a non IF and the record breaker one), and so far at least I've never been totally sold on him - I just find he's less in the game than that IF Kruse that I love. He goes missing - maybe I just need to find ways to get him more involved? Would counteract how I like to play though, which is counter-attacking and switching the ball across the wings to my LW/RW. Going to give this Lewandowski a fair amount of time as he's the most expensive card I've ever bought on any FIFA. But if I sell him I can afford the IF Naldo and possibly the upgraded IF Mkhitaryan who I've been looking at this morning. With that said Douglas Costa is fantastic in this despite having an unfairly low rating... so I'm not sure it's worth getting another RW in as Bellarabi is decent, and I like Sidney Sam as an impact player off the bench. Anyway, should have bought an Xbox One like Ant... I WANT ZANETTI.

Depay isn't very good...

Mourinho

He's not wrong to be fair, but he's got himself to blame as well.

Fuck it... McClaren out.

Apparently Fulham pulled the plug because Spurs wouldn't loan him back.

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Guardian bloke reckons we're interested in bringing in Santon on loan

Doumbia was great on FIFA 15, overpowered tbh.

Condolences.

So glad I'm not watching this, we sound like we're a shambles, again.