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How does a mathematician deal with constipation? He works it out with a pencil.

Does anybody else sick of the media constantly licking balotelli's arse? Going on about how special he is. He's not!

Sad. Older woman at work who I just can't stop thinking about!!!

Those were the days

Went to that Fat Buddha last week. The new one where linkers used to be. Absolutely delicious, the general theme is Asian fusion, had the crispy duck salad and honey pepper chicken. I highly recommend it.

Norwich to hold press conference 14.30, to name Hughton as a manager according to ssn

pair of boat shoes from topman, going on holiday to lanzarote so thought i'd get a pair of summery shoes!!

Thanks for the responses, I was talking to my boss the other day and he reckons these are the best years of my life, why spend them at home?! I'll give it some thought, and start saving my money for either one. I'll let you know what happens.

I have a dilemma, a nice dilemma, but still one nonetheless. This thread said general conversation so seems appropriate. I go to Uni at northumbria but live at home with my parents, which isn't the best. Anyways a few months ago me and a couple of friends who are away at uni thought it would be cool to go to asia for a few weeks, thailand, vietnam etc. but the plan fell through despite me buzzing my tits of the thought of it! So recently I got in touch with a mate and he wants to move out and get a flat with me somewhere around heaton/jesmond. I thought definitely! So i've started to save for this only now it comes out that the trip to asia is back on!!! I can only afford one. Do I move out and hope the grass is greener on the other side, or go to asia for a month and come back to living at home? Or just do neither and renew my season ticket

Hey! Roeder was immense!!

Whats the odds that they'll try and poach Hughton?

Quick question, those that play UT team, how much do you think you've spent on packs? Just curious, i go through spells where all I can think about is where my next jumbo pack is coming from.

Really looking forward to next season, coming off the back of the Euro's. Bring a couple of players in to strengthen our current squad, be interesting to see what happens regarding other teams spending, can see the usual teams spending shit loads, will be an exciting campaign but unsure if we will finish above Chelsea/liverpool/spurs

Avengers, absolutely amazing. I watched the other marvel films last week in preparation. Was so much better than I thought it was going to be

In other news 85 IF Cisse came out yesterday

When messi and Mertesacker are chasing the same ball and Mertesacker wins the race.

Would fit nicely In your Newcastle squad I imagine

Perhaps after Barcelona's latest problems, Mr Gareth Bale might think he's better than that!

How much you want for him?

Regarding football shirts I'm more of an Inter man myself, always have been

What's the bets Cabaye will have a new in form, after his belter against Stoke?

EIEIEIO

Dabbawal, is that the 'street food' place? I've noticed it when I got to the Bacchus for a post match pint

Yeah, I've got villa on the left and 84 Ben arfa on the right, loves the cut