Rayvin

He ruined Fish's quiz threads - I actually quite enjoyed those Other than that, not sure. He did seem to have a lot of people's backs up, though.

Aye but...can anyone actually remember a good performance full stop?

That's not a mental image I needed.

I watched about 10 minutes of that game and he did that exact thing at least once, possibly twice.

I have posted 76 times today... that's just fucking scary. This is what happens when the missus is away for the weekend. I watch Newcastle lose and then whinge about it on here for the whole day. I'd be such a catch if I was single. On a serious note, I really need to go outside tomorrow...

I think Krul had has his confidence shaken by the shiteness of what's in front of him.

He's given Ashley an ultimatum mind, so I think his future his going to be resolved very soon. Just remains to be seen if he relegated us first.

Or wait actually, a draw could make the difference if Sunderland lose reasonably heavily in both of their remaining games and Hull win I guess...

Carver had switched us to a groundbreaking new 4-1-5 formation by that point like, it's not massively surprising that they were countering hard Although he'll probably do the same damn thing with WHam as well, so yeah I guess you're right. What is interesting, I guess, is that there's no point in us getting a draw next week. It has to be a win or it may as well be a loss.

Just had a quick scan of the Hull boards and they're pretty optimistic that we'll lose. The only thing they're weighing up is whether or not they can beat Man Utd.

Not sure if humanity could handle that tbh... sounds like an Armageddon scenario.

You started it, to be honest. Although the more I think about it, the more this feels like a totally standard TT thread detour, so... carry on.

Seriously though, how fucking huge must Gerrard's ego be after this utterly absurd display? He's being treated like some kind of god.

Ok, this was a bit of a weird detour for the thread to take in all honesty...

Oh dear Steven...

Yeah but how depressing is that? SBR was the last time we had a good team. This kid has likely only seen the misery of the Ashley years...

Man Utd are professional enough but I reckon Van Gaal may give some of the kids a run out.

Carver must really like him or something. On that note, why didn't Cisse start today...?

Amazing..

Garth Crooks has just come out and said he thinks it'll be us who go down, which is making me feel more optimistic already.

Carver has just informed the press that he has identified next week's game against West Ham as a 'big game'.

I'm not so convinced that Man Utd are going to steamroller Hull... They won't have anything to play for at that point, and while Hull are bad, our result today will have rallied them. They'll think this is in their hands as much as it is in ours, as we're pretty much nailed on to lose next week as well.