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"He is just in the shower mate, then I am dropping him at the pub for a couple" I find out tomorrow if my bid for a house is accepted and I can move out of this awkward situation, best and final offers are a fucking mine field like. I could go quite a bit further than I have but the house needs a fair bit of work so I don't want to bankrupt myself for a fixer upper. I lost out on the first place I bid on by 500 quid, if the estate agents let me know I would have gone higher, the bellends.

Sheff Wed never turned up and Real defended really well. Thought Zidane had fucked it when he took Kroos off mind.

Championship playoff and champions league finals today, want Sheff Wed and Atletico to win personally but could easily see it go the complete other way.

they are trying to figure out how likely you are to be offed by a pissed off subordinate. No idea

Nort East Tonight were doing a report outside my school when I was a kid, I was in the background of the report having a boot bag fight with my mate, regional TV-tastic

Congratulations dude

Austin has been injured since his second game for Southampton and Ings has been injured pretty much all season, they haven't not been getting a game, and we would have Bob hope of signing either. The only one I would want out of the rest is Carrick but he could deffo find another prem club if needs be.

Gunna put my first offer in on a gaff this afternoon. It's already got "numerous bids above asking price" according to the totally nice and not at all pressuring estate agent. First question when I went to see it was "what's your maximum?" About 6 inches love, how tight is your twat?

Decent full backs aren't that easy to find either

Aye that's what I was leaning towards

Foreign leagues move games to help their teams progress, we move games to make Sky happy with fuck all regard given to European performance. Other leagues teams prioritise cup competitions as they have a chance of winning them, whereas they don't usually have a chance of winning the league (Spain, Germany and Italy are becoming monopolies). English teams prioritise finishing in the top four because of the money it brings, fucking Man Utd sat out a cup competition all together a few years back! There is also a lack of good scouting and coaching in England with regards to necessary evils of the game that are required to do well in Europe, taking the ball to the corner, tactical fouls, even as simple as good defending and staying in games to give yourself a chance.

Worried to ask what TS14 stands for?

Aye I could move out tomorrow mate, but my name is on the lease so I need to make sure she has someone ready to move in or I will be paying two rents. And I cba paying another deposit etc while I am waiting to buy a place.

Clear as mud that cheers chaps! Just gunna have to lump it until it comes off aren't I?

The dog likes me loads more than it likes her, but she is staying with my parents for a couple of weeks anyway. The mortgage advisor said 3 months is average for FTB, hope it isn't fucking 6! Cheers for the help gents

In probably the most awkward situation of my life ATM. Me and our lass broke up 2 months after signing a 12 month lease on a rented house. Currently sleeping in the spare room on a fucking futon while she sleeps on our brand new kingsize bed in the other room. Weirdest thing is she has been nicer to me in the last couple of weeks than she has in a year or so. Been running round like a blue arsed fly to sort myself a mortgage the last week or so, had it agreed in principle today, got 5 viewings lined up for the next few days. Hopefully one comes off soon, I need out of here. How long does it take getting all the paperwork done for buying your first house?

When I lived in Clapham I had to ring an ambulance for a cyclist who pulled out on a car and got hit. While I was waiting for it another one did the same thing and got hit by a different car. It was like lemmings, Darwinian even.

Bought this to try and re-create a modern version of Keegans entertainers, first game of the season Man Utd at home. Won 8-5. In 8 games (4 wins, 2 draws, 2 defeats) I have scored 23 and conceded 16.

He's right I shouldn't have called him a cretin, so CT I apologise. I sincerely hope the NHS is still around when you or your family need it to be.

With worse clobber

Honestly with my gut at the moment , if I shaved my beard into a tash I would be the spitting dabs of the Escobar actor from That Narcos TV show

Yeah essay, tldr etc, get fucked.

Like I said before I have no in depth knowledge of the ins and outs, in fact I am ignorant in them so I will keep my council. (Think there is a saying about keeping schtum if you know nowt?) I am 31 I had cancer, the NHS were fucking brilliant and saved my life, I didn't wait for anything and within 4 weeks had had my operation and my fist session of chemo (this was Salford Royal and The Christie). My brother had a brain haemorrage at 30 he was in ICU and HDU for 6 months at James Cook in boro, initially we didn't think he would live though the night. I lived in Leeds at the time and my parents in Spain, I drove up as soon as I heard and was allowed to sit with him prior to his operation and afterwards until the the next morning when my parents arrived and we were all allowed total access to him. The doctors, nurses and other staff were all amazing with us. They told us straight what the odds were, what was likely to happen, they did it with professionalism but with a human touch that made us believe they cared. They shared tea and coffee with us through his pneumonia, they discussed his progress, they were councillors as well as carers and physicians. I quite literally owe my life and my brothers to the men and women of he NHS. Fuck anyone who point scores or deprives the NHS of what they need to provide the fantastic service they do.

Mate, I went travelling around North Africa on my own when I was in my early 20's. Apart from the regular shits from the street food I loved it. I would have no hesitation doing it again just a bit worried I would look like a sex tourist in Cuba on me own, pasty, straw hat, smoking a cigar and drinking all the rum in the country (also viewing a new building tomorrow somI might be skint)

CT Can you not understand that this isn't about labour or conservatives? This is about the NHS. I admittedly know fuck all on the subject but who am inclined to believe? The fucking people who work in and have experience of the NHS.. Point scoring/money making on this subject costs peoples lives, so laugh and joke about lefty/righty debates all you like, when people are dying because they can't afford their NHS bills you can take a long look at your loving leader and ask why. Doctors and NHS staff are massively undervalued and we won't know what we have until it's gone. Absolute fucking cretin.