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Fair share of work martyrs in our office, get some right looks if you aren't at the desk at half 8 and leave before 5. Well fuck those old cunts, I have flexi time.

Steven Taylor is at least a passable premier league centre back when fit. I don't think Anita is a world beater by any means. I also said I would only get rid of Colback if he was properly replaced. I think last season we saw the sum total of Colback's ability. The younger lads would hopefully be loaned out, like I said. If everyone was fit and playing at their best none of the three would get in my first 11 anyway.

Bringing the romance there mate, cheers

Out of all the hobbies in the entire world, everything you can think of from stamp collecting to base jumping, has anyone ever thought "I fancy metal detecting". Its just dogging without the fun stuff.

Yes! Hard to describe but not grabbing me like the last. TBF I have just been listening to Fat White Family for about a year so my taste might be off.

Yes.

Football as always is a game of opinions. In my opinion he is slightly below average with very little room to improve. If we want to improve as a team, you have to have better players.

Wallsend Boys Club wasn't it?

Cheers mush. Got a flat next door to Sarphatipark in Pijp, with the idea being we can walk most of the things we (she obviously) wants to do, the trains and trams and that are class from hazy memory, if not.

Sorry for the long post. As far as I can tell the following players are at the club. We are allowed to register 25 players max, homegrown rules only apply if you aim to get into europe? If players are under 22 and have been here a while they don't need to be registered. Not certain on all that like. I would definately lose the red ones, yellow if properly replaced. Younger lads to go out on loan if possible. Keepers Tim Krul Karl Darlow Rob Elliot Freddie Woodman Defenders Fabricio Coloccini Mike Williamson Kevin Mbabu Lubo Satka Paul Dummett Massadio Haidara Daryl Janmaat Steven Tayor Curtis Good Midfielders Moussa Sissoko Vurnon Anita Olivier Kemen Shane Ferguson Gael Bigirimana Siem de Jong Rolando Aarons Remy Cabella Haris Vuckic Cheick Tiote Gabriel Obertan Mehdi Abeid Jack Colback Giorginio Wijnaldum Forwards Papiss Cisse Yoan Gouffran Ayoze Perez Emmanuel Riviere Adam Armstrong Aleksander Mitrovic

Aye, its why I went airbnb. 3 nights and KLM flights for about just under 600 quid for two of us. She can chip in once we are there, I'm not made of money.

Steve Watson. He did that front flip throw in about twice, then packed it in. Prick.

I have only been for a stag do before so I imagine this will be a bit more sedate. Its generally a mint city though with loads to do apart from the obvious.

I just booked a weekend in Amsterdam for our lasses birthday. Mainly cos I couldn't think of fuck all else to get her. Used airbnb, used it in Paris and Copenhagen before and its class.

Aye you are right, lets peddle him. We can look forward to more Colback in midfield and if Janmaat gets injured we can look forward to Bigirimana at right back. A treat.

My heart goes out to you, but great outlook. My brother had similar at 30, a bleed on the brain. Massive brain damage, completely paralysed, cant talk, feed himself or go to the loo alone. It is heartbreaking to put your older brother in the lift and stand there while he uses the loo, but as far as brothers go I got lucky, I love him to bits and would do anything for him. He was a little overweight but nothing mental, went out on a friday but didn't drink otherwise, never smoked. I would urge all of you to get your blood pressure checked and seek help if necessary as this was the apparent cause. All the best trooper.

I was talking generally. About football fans and pundits at large who bang on about it. I apologise if it hit a little close to home. I don't really understand the rest of your post, sorry again. It kind of seems like you thought Pardew was shit (correct), but Mike Ashley is the main problem (correct). So therefore we must write Schteve off as a lost cause? Venn diagrams/mutually exclusive etc..

Any offers on a better pun? Ewerk is whinnying at the moment

Very poor

Always thought Ponies were young Horses, apparently not.

Mad Max by the look of it

Was at a works do last night. A higher up had been passed over for a promotion. He proceeded to get rat arsed and tell people what he thought of them, the company and the entire world. Was pretty funny tbh. Went in this morning to find he had been placed on "Gardening leave", nice one knobhead..

I agree with that. But we must be the only club/fans that would take the selling price into account, Nani just went for what 5 Mill after 8 years of a 100k a week and costing 15mill to buy (not sure on any of those figures) are they arsed that it cost them however much for relatively little product? Anita was at worst a 7 mill buy on 40k(?) who hasn't yet worked out. Fuck the money. Stand by him, give him a shot, it can't be worse than the last couple of seasons anyway. If it doesn't work out then sell him.

You were only proved right because they appointed Carver instead of a football manager. Buzzing for you that you were right like, congrats. The thing I have never got about Pardew is that the 5th place finish was definitely an abnormality in his career if you look at in the whole, yet pundits and certain fans point to it like John Gregory never got Villa to 6th and a cup final. Its like collective Alzheimers, its mental. Carlton Cole > Carlos Tevez, Hayden Mullins > Javier Mascherano ffs.

Yeah I'm not getting into that again. But to say he needs a move when Captain Colback strolled through 90% of all our fixtures last season is wrong. Maybe he isn't premiership level but to peddle him when he can play in a couple of ways in midfield and at both fullback positions is nonsense. Especially when you take into account the make up of the rest of our squad, 80% of which should be sold before him.