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It's standard for a bulldog like

Sorry, I don't understand

Fucking dog was 2k I'm not giving that away

Back in my youth I had a taste for ket. However once on a night out after doing enough to down a large horse I woke up in my mates gaff and we had fallen asleep drinking sweet tea, holding hands. Ket hole indeed.

I doubt that they would offer a bloke a job three times, give him a place on the board and then sack him.

Not gunna pretend I have seen anything but the motd highlights, because apathy. There were 4 individual errors there for their first 4 goals. McLaren might be shit, our owner is definitely shit but you can't legislate for stupid shit like that.

Yeah I do mate, cheers

I made our lass sign a contract saying if we broke up the dog stays with me. We have had a tough time with her due to her health issues but still the best thing I've ever bought.

Been to these two places, http://beermoth.co.uk/ and http://butchers-quarter.co.uk/ Spent about £30 on some nice German beers and some pork spare ribs, yes our lass is out later.

Has this ever happened with a professional footballer before? There is sadly a fair few accused of rape, but proper noncing?

Also 80 millions is bog all really when taking in context with previous years of minimal outlay.

Or you could cut up a chilli

Aye I got a pay rise to move out of London, no brainer. Lots of nice little towns near Stockport, altrincham is decent as is sale and if you have the wedge then Cheshire is doable. All easy commute to Manchester on the train.

We have both a "business intelligence" and "business performance team" at ours. Been here 16 month, not a whiff that either do.

Can I go next please?

http://imgur.com/a/0AqVv Update on the toontastic bulldog. She is getting over her pneumonia, needs to stay on antibiotics for 6 weeks just to make sure. Her op went fine and she is back to being a terror.

Yeah I'm not trying to sell it mate. There is good and bad everywhere but I love it here and if anyone mentions thinking about moving here I will recommend it.

Manchester is a class city, loads to do if you want but not such an arse on to get around as London, plus cheaper. There is also lots of jobs and a load of investment in and around the city centre. Within an hour you can be in the dales, the lakes and Liverpool is only 40 mins away. You can be back home in the NE in 2 hour as well. I've lived all over but I reckon I will stay here the longest.

When we lived in London we paid £1300 a month for a one bed flat, so it's still miles cheaper. Renting for one more year to get my finances sorted before we buy, our lass worked freelance all last year so I basically supported us both, so the extra time is sorely needed.

We do loads of our graft around Worsley/Salford generally

Not sure if you know the area at all but it's really nice, bit yummy mummy on school runs and that but still has enough going on.

I live in the northern quarter of Manchester but am looking to move out to Didsbury or Chorlton.

Took a week off so I could view some flats. Without exception they have been fucking rank. Seeing places upto £1000 a month so it's not like they are cheap and they have fucking carpeted downstairs bathrooms and kitchens straight out of my dead nana's 80's assisted living place. Who the fuck is going to see these places and thinking, aye I can deal with living in squalor and paying loads for it. One place was advertised as double glazed, and it just wasn't, at all. I mentioned it to the fucking chancer agent and he muttered the immortal words, "well it's nearly spring". Get fucked you spotty oik, I didn't ask what season it was. I left.

When someone does that a full on stumble for 3 steps then stacks it into the ground, arms full length forwards. Also cocky young kids doing wheelys on bikes and stacking it. Falling over basically.