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I drove my dad up to Bamburgh and took him to the potted lobster for lunch on Father’s Day, highly recommended if any of you are ever up that way

Every denomination of porn mate. Any and all mediums. Its north of Shetland then? Honestly not heard of it but will ask around, assuming it’s on the thistle field?

Oh and I will ask around about the NP mate

Depends. It won’t prepare you for getting into a warm bunk after a 20 clem jock, but if you are on a floatel it will probably cover the basics. Apart from the amount of porn.

Fuck off you actual prick

Do you know which rig you are on mate? I might be able to give you a few names for a few faces

What the fuck are you talking about you fucking mong?!

Posting a lasses hacked personal photos on a forum is a really great thing to do. Fucking arsehole

“Congratulations, she’s 13” **this is a meme, I am not saying he is a nonce**

They don’t get less incompetent offshore mate

Is it not a bloke?!

What sort of fucking hair do is that? “Shave it all off except the front few inches please mate”

Validation for fat cunts everywhere, I’m off to McDonalds

Be very surprised if they walk away to number 2 without negotiating, especially as they have offered you the job. When I hire I get some mental wage demands from newly qualified people, if we want them we will generally negotiate to get to a point where we are both happy. Is the job worth a pay cut? If not personally I would go high and see what they say.

As if anyone of you would turn down mata, or robben for that matter! Better than any players we have had since shearer

35k was our capacity in 97 like. I work in Manchester and I like the Man City fans, they had really good attendances in the second and first division imo

Bank holiday plans noobs? There was a time I would just be “out” all 3 days. This weekend I’m pressure washing the back yard and restraining my decking, auld cunt

Do any of you buy a kit anymore?

Not seen any of those rumours that abound like

Is that a good thing or bad? btw I don’t understand spreadsheets

Why are our “facility” fees so high compared to teams we finished around?

I’ve just been and it was quite busy, there are loads of politically minded people round here like

I’m having a veggie week this week, forgot to go shopping on the way home from work. Having baked Camembert with rye bread for tea, gout incoming

What in the square fuck are you talking about?

One of their lot has been arrested cos he threatened to blow up fratton Park on Twitter..