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Opposite mate tightened up like a clam

Thread is now a VAR love in

Personal opinion I imagine, but not enjoyed

Fernandez has been class tonight, we have some good centre half’s

Getting our salad tossed here, no idea how we are winning

Cut of denim shorts indeed. Did you “work” your way around Europe as a George Michael impersonator?

White people are arseholes

It was more the get called something shit, respond with something completely irrelevant but really angrily part that got me. “You are a complete prick!”, “fuck you! I’ve got all my own hair!”

The bit where Coleman got called a wanker and lost it saying he had 6 kids or something doubled me up

Yeah quite a few places say Milan when it’s actually bergamo. Bergamo is nice enough like

Doesn’t have any mobility, so he should fit in well with our other central midfielders

Purple sprouting broccoli is the most Tory veg ever. Prove me wrong

Upgraded to a iPhone 11, arrives today. It’s costing me about £12 a month more than my old one, but only cos I’ve been with EE so long and I did a fake “I’m leaving” on the phone otherwise they are a bit of a rip off.

They should let all athletes use as many drugs as they want and then see what happens. Get some fucker running a 5 second 100m or a 1 hour marathon and I might watch the athletics

Going to general sale against Manchester red is an indictment like

They have found their level, fuck em.

Whitby game was summer of 88. Can’t find the score

This might get hilarious

Has a game ever finished without one team having a shot at goal?

Read the start of my second sentence. His “master” fobs him off on anyone he can every weekend so I doubt it.

I think they call him a “cavapoo” whatever that is

Looking after our lasses’ brothers dog. I love proper dogs but this guy is a little creep, scared of everything, never leaves your side, doesn’t like a play fight or playing with his toys, fuck all. Tries to lick your face all the fucking time and yaps at everything. He got on my nerves so much last night I was sarcastic to him, like he has a clue the idiot.

The idea of gammons causing civil war is really funny to me, someone’s diabetic uncle kicking off isn’t civil war

Aye I’m only messing, I’m 35 in a few days anyway

You have all just aged yourselves, you old cunts