Renton

Am I allowed to say he lived longer than he deserved?

Meanwhile:

Would you like to have some free food at a restaurant? Yes? Great, here's 2 million quid. This dippit cunt should be in prision.

Haven't seen it yet. My guess is giving the storyline so far the ending will relate to the ending of Seinfeld, which was undoubtedly and undeniably a great ending. Have you got a favourite Curb episode now it's finished?

Moving offices shortly and there was a vote on what to name the three meeting rooms. I offered: Patterson Osbourne Hope Genius if I do say so myself. Nobody got the reference, and worse still, nobody had watched the programme. I am so old at this place. Now the rooms have suitably beige names.

I can't stop looking at this gif several days later. A video shot from the pov of two pussies. Oh my.

Hopefully he'll get a literal golden parachute to use.

Yeah, that's definitely going to work. Sunak will agree immediately and our 0.0001% contribution to the Israeli military will halt them in their tracks. And there definitely won't be a right wing media shit storm attack on Labour as a result, which will boost the tories chances in the GE. Starmer can do fuck all about it, but you just want him to take the hit anyway.

This is exactly how I feel. "Alright Starmer mate, why don't you stop Netanyahu’s slaughter of the innocent in Gaza". It's fucking pathetic. Why aren't they doing this outside Sunak's Richmond mansion anyway? I remember once having a relatively high brow discussion with one of my mate's Dads once about some political issue of the time. His wife joined in the conversation by saying something as uselessy anodyne as "Why can't all the leaders of the World shake hands and have peace?". We both looked at each other and burst out laughing. On reflection, it might have been the start of their divorce process which happened a year later and their son's descent into drug abuse. Oh well, that's where good intentions get you.

Are you suggesting pension funds are invested in cryptocurrency? That might explain the abysmal performance of mine I suppose.

Kinear was a symptom of the Ashely regime, not the cause, true. But when you're coughing your lungs up because you've contracted covid, or when you've shit your trousers because you have a dose of noravirus, you tend to hate the symptom too.

What about their mortal enemies, Red Mezze? Greeks and Turks are like the Vulcans and Romulans, hate each other but the food is similar enough isn't it?

Every pavement corner should have a sign saying "No cycling on the pavement, you Wiggin cunts" too. 👍

Trading in made up numbers. Doesn't seem to be a job which will have any societal benefits at all. I mean, you can see the benefits to people in taxiing, selling novelty mugs, and even selling sofas, but this? Not so much. Do you pay tax on this type of gig?

Charles Insomnia iirc?

Sorry, can't feel sorry about his death, couldn't stand him. BBC1 just stated he had a "successful managerial career at Wimbledon and Newcastle". Aye, that's right then. Lived longer than he deserved.

Fist pump ahoy.

Gerrin.

Penalty Liverpool.

Battle of the cunts, German Klopp vs. Dutch man Ten Hag (and did I see Shteve McClaren there as assistant)? Needs must though and hope Klopp ends up Fist pumping at the end.

Fantastic goal dat 'la.

No.

3-2 Celtic. Some game this

Could well have decided the whole title race. Edit: and now VAR has (correctly) overruled the second rangers goal. Joke.

That is unbelievable. Probably the worst VAR decision I've ever seen against an incredibly crowded field. The game can't continue like this.