Renton

Sheffield United looking canny. We might not 9 past them next season. Urghh, it's getting chalked off, lucky cunts.

GOALLLL!!!!!!

Howay United, get another and it's game over.

Some goal that!

Down in a tubby station at midnight. Can anyone do worse?

Well anyway, Sheffield United won their play off on aggregate 6 nowt and finished 16 points ahead of this lot, including their points deduction. This should be a formality.

Aye, it is. Luke Onion and VAR = red card

Hardly man. He's absolute shite, a complete liability. Is this match VARed?

He's off. Sunderland are such lucky bustards.

Fucking tramps. They're blaming a lack of bins on the SMB. Like that gives you an excuse to drop your shit on the pavement. I remember when we were playing at Wembley some fans cleared up any mess that was made and mackem logic was to say we only did it to make them look bad. Sunderland streets are full of dog shit too.

Fuck off European public! Nil points for the UK (was a good song performed well). What's worse, they almost voted fucking Israel as the winner. Absolute shambles. Thank fuck for Austria.

Best I could do.

Unhinged. You can't win with these loons.

Oh.

Much as I love you PL am not signing up to Facebook just for this so I'll continue with the guessing game.Town Yetholm? And apologies for saying you're from Wooler. It's nearly as bad as when MF said I was Cullercoats or when I said HMHM was from Walkerville when he's from Wallsend. 👍

Your daughter?

Didn't deny the bit about your aunty I notice.

He's from Wooler. The sound of his aunty's voice at the vinegar stokes would shoot his whack through the Artex ceiling.

You and CT. Both from Boldon way originally. Both closet mackems.

Aye. Some people have short memories like. Alright, more like don't have long (over decade long) memories.

Bet he's got a 60 inch OLED TV too.

Fuck off.

Not at all. Just jealous as fuck. I once went 5 star before kids, seems like a very distant memory.

I'm still amazed that 1) HMHM is at a hotel which has a minibar 2) the minibar (now) has more than 1 type of local beer and 3) he can afford to drink from said minibar. If you're about to tell me it's all inclusive and included I'm reassessing my life.

Just stop doing it. It's not your fault, you can't practically help. It's horrible, but don't let it consume you., no good can come of it.