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Warning - Don't do a Google image search on her whilst at work.......

If this comes off, I can see Liverpool streaking away into the distance alongside Chelsea far above the remainer of the Premiership 111566[/snapback] Hurray!

It looks like it's just an internet copy+paste job. I'd be slightly concerned about the focus: 2 pages on Newcastle United; 4 on the railway and 20 on golf-courses. 111410[/snapback] Aye, it is. One of the most useful things about Google is it's great at detecting blatent plagiarism. None of this "dossier" is original, it's all cut and pasted from wikipedia and such. I'm not saying that it was claimed the document was original, but what a waste of time. Why on Earth would Hitzfeld want to read this gash? Peaspud has obviously spent a fair bit of time on his hoax, but at least it's given most of us a laugh as well as exposing how shoddy journalism can be (not that that's a surprise). Anyway, how do you practise irreligion? An oxymoron, Shirley. 111511[/snapback] Jesus wept, no-one told you to read it and it wasn't just created for the Hitzfeld thing and again, no-one said it was an original piece or a stunning account of all things Newcastle/Geordie. I can't help feeling some of the remarks of late are borne out of petty past rivalries or some other personal agenda type shit. Get a life you sad bastards, sitting picking away at every nook and cranny of every piece of text, word, comment or whatever from the Hitzfeld thing or N.O At least Peasepud was original. 111516[/snapback] If you publish something on the internet, expect criticism. I was just curious as to what the point was of making a "dossier" consisting entirely of other people's work stitched together from the internet (all unreferenced and uncredited), and more to the point, in what way did you think this was going to influence Hitzfeld? Did you really think he was going to say "Wow, Look at all ze golf courzes near Newcastle, I must zign for them?"

Aye. Pleasure to watch. Normally I'd say a Henry-less Arsenal is better for us, but we are that far behind whether he stays or goes it doesn't matter so I hope he stays. Best player to have played in the Premiership IMO. 25 goals this season again and probably that many in assists as well. Frightening. I still think he can improve too. 111506[/snapback] We're 11 points behind Arsenal, and we've had a shocking season thanks to us persevering with Souness. Without Henry, I can't see Arsenal being much ahead of us this season. That said, he is a pleasure to watch and I don't mind if he stays at Arsenal. Worst case scenario is he goes to Chelsea though.

It looks like it's just an internet copy+paste job. I'd be slightly concerned about the focus: 2 pages on Newcastle United; 4 on the railway and 20 on golf-courses. 111410[/snapback] Aye, it is. One of the most useful things about Google is it's great at detecting blatent plagiarism. None of this "dossier" is original, it's all cut and pasted from wikipedia and such. I'm not saying that it was claimed the document was original, but what a waste of time. Why on Earth would Hitzfeld want to read this gash? Peaspud has obviously spent a fair bit of time on his hoax, but at least it's given most of us a laugh as well as exposing how shoddy journalism can be (not that that's a surprise). Anyway, how do you practise irreligion? An oxymoron, Shirley.

That toon dossier is quite interesting. Did you know 16% of the people of Newcastle practice irreligion, as opposed to over 70% who are Christian? Jesus wept. Edit: it's here btw in case anyone is interested. http://www.newcastle-online.com/toondoss.pdf I'm sure our German readers await the German version with bated breath.

I hear it's a protester. If true just shoot the cunt tbh.

I am speculating a bit like, but jumpers are usually the problem.

Traffic is being sent back up the motorway from the direction it came. Horrendous. Serious, it's a repeated problem on this bridge. They should build nets making it impossible for jumpers to fall on people on the quayside below, or climb the arch. Even have a "jump here" point, straight into the water. Then they can do what they like.

Probably due to a "jumper". Couldn't have picked a worse time. What with the closure of the tunnel, closure of the quayside after last weeks fire, and no metros, I predict horrendous traffic build up in Newcastle. Looks like a long drive home....

I just fidget like a small child tbh. 111260[/snapback] You wank like a small teenager more like. 111264[/snapback] I fear an opportunity was missed there, and after shandy had said it so much better as well. I did discover during my teens that banks are just to messy to be worth the effort, no doubt SO will have some clever method to avoid the mess, like sticking his cock up his nose... 111266[/snapback] Congeals in bath water and is easily disposed of. Allegedly.

I just fidget like a small child tbh. 111260[/snapback] You wank like a teenager more like.

Wise woman. No good will come of these Southerners such as Peasepud (whose flat I can see across the river from my office).

Do you not find it gets wet? That's why I can't stand baths, I get bored after about 5 minutes. 111241[/snapback] As long as it's not an important document, who cares?

Usually far easier to get the temperature right running a bath compared to running a shower. This is a good thread.......

Such a parochial attitude to one so well travelled.

In the eyes of Northerners, all Londoners are cockneys though. I wouldn't expect a Southerner to tell the difference between a Geordie and a Mackem tbh - even here there is confusion on the exact definitions.

I'm eagerly anticipating the forthcoming episodes Crevices & Orifices. 111211[/snapback] That was last weeks.

Really?

It isn't on there yet, well not all of the series from the start. 111081[/snapback] Aye it only had the cave one from last night. After watching that one I've got Torrentspy on the case for the first 2. Cheers for the suggestion, I'd not bothered with it because I'm not normally a fan of this kind of thing, but Jesus, it's class innit. Supermans fortress of solitude was amazing. 111086[/snapback] Teleport only records the previous week of BBC programs, then deletes them. Still useful for catching up on things like this though.

Agree, we should have this as a second kit, and only change it's colours slightly when its updated (much in the same way Arsenal always have a yellow top for their away kit). THey could introduce a third top when and if we ever get into Europe again if anyone is daft enough to buy it.

It was always Geordie had a pigeon in Walker and Byker. As for keeping them as pets, my Grandad always raced them, as did my dad until very recently. Proper fucking Geordies keep pigeons - fact Budgies are for puffs, my mate had a bright yellow one called connie until i sellotaped the fucka up, then he had a baldy pink one 110459[/snapback] A bright yellow budgies sounds like a canary, you cruel bastard! I know people race pigeons but not kids - which is what I presumed Charlie was.

Budgie ffs. Pigeon is just so wrong. And how many kids have a pigeon as a pet?

Well, no; it's ridiculously inefficient, but it's the best we can do. 110446[/snapback] Quite. But not as bad as democracy.

Reminds me a bit of an Alex/Manc mag conversation on here tbh.