Renton

This place is really going to the dogs when David Kelly is posting stuff like this.

Have you heard 'Days of Speed'? The acoustic live set he did a few years ago. He did solo stuff and material by The Jam. It's quality like. 60616[/snapback] No I haven't. Is it available in the shops or is it a bootleggy type thing? Sounds good. I went to an acoustic set that he did when I was living in San Francisco - it was just him and the geordie guitarist bloke out of Oasis. Might be a similar thing to that. He did "That's Entertainment" the other night too as well, which was quality. 60619[/snapback] Are they the only Jam covers he did? I don't much like his solo stuff really. I saw Terry Hall play at the Riverside a few years back (obviously), and I remember this bloke constantly shouting out "Terry, your a Special". He didn't give in and play any old stuff though, in fact he played nothing but new material which was a bit disappointing, as it takes me a few listens to really understand most music.

I'm wondering what the thread about N-O has to do with Souness too. Can you see a pattern developing? 60631[/snapback] Should never have sold Bellamy, you fuckwits!

Many years ago he was on a Metro. He's a total cock head. Mind you, even he is surpassed by Mike Dicken, who has fortunately now been relegated to three in the morning or something. I really can't think why I listen to this shit, it's just a bunch of angry middle aged male wankers. Trouble is I like conversation on the radio (can't find a decent music channel), but 5 live is so unbelievably middle class it's, well, unbelievable. Not much choice really.

Aye, hadn't thought of that like. In general I actually think Brazil's pretty good craic - he's clearly just a bloke living the life of Riley, freeloading at sports and social events, and he's fairly entertaining with it, but he's not much cop in sensitive situations. When Wayne Rooney scored that hat trick on his European debut, the morning after there was a news report on their breakfast show about a suicide bombing. Anyway, the report finishes and Brazil comes in with "Yep, and now the sport, where Wayne Rooney let off 3 bombs of his own last night". Pure Partridge. 60621[/snapback] I used not to mind him, but his complete stupidity is increasingly pissing me off. He is like a walking talking Daily Mail, constantly spouting off shit bullshit about christmas being banned for instance. The worst thing is they'll get someone in to prove this is infact not correct, but 10 minutes later he's just repeating the same bullshit. Very unintelligent imo. Plus, as a scotsman, he should be ashamed bigging up England all the time. Parry's OK except for his obsession with Rooney which leads me to believe he's his love child.

And then they'll no doubt play a jingle concerning Brazil's binge drinking, absenteeism, and possible liver damage.

No: 1) I get frightened by threatening pms. 2) I don't know if the board can run without admin.

Keeping this place from dying tbh 60605[/snapback] Yeah well, can we get back to slagging off N-O instead of infighting? Anyway, I want nominations on who we should approach to "invite" ()over here. I'd quite like to see: Calimag Mick Bluestar (who doesn't post here nearly enough) That's for starters. Oh, and we can exchange some of our undesirables (but please not me ). 60607[/snapback] You want rid of me, don't you? 60608[/snapback] This place would probably die without you tbh, and I'm not joking. I realise that makes me sound completely bumgay so I won't repeat it again.

Keeping this place from dying tbh 60605[/snapback] Yeah well, can we get back to slagging off N-O instead of infighting? Anyway, I want nominations on who we should approach to "invite" ()over here. I'd quite like to see: Calimag Mick Bluestar (who doesn't post here nearly enough) That's for starters. Oh, and we can exchange some of our undesirables (but please not me ).

Yeah, I'd just hate to see him actually win something. Desperate to see him fail, me 60006[/snapback] Not being funny like, but the manager is judged against the results and performances over a certain time period versus expectations. The expectations are set by what the club wants to achieve, and they base that on how much financial backing has been given to the manager and the state when he started. If the Board is happy with a bottom half finish and a cup win, then Souness is successfull. I'd be disappointed however if this was the aim of the Board, as it's a fairly low aim, the League being the proper guide to a teams quality. While everybody wants us to win a cup, the dire performances over a long period of time, and a bottom half position in the table to me indicate the manager has failed. It doesn't make Souness a success to win the League Cup. 60495[/snapback] Thank you HTL. That's exactly what I meant. Think of all the managers and players over the last 51 years that you really wanted to see win a domestic competition at Newcastle who didn't. And what is going to happen, one of the worst managers the club has ever had will be revered for being the man to bring a domestic cup home to the club, albeit probably the league cup. Shearergol and Alex, my witty friends, I also won't be disappointed if the club actually wins something but I will be disappointed with the next generation and the one after that holding Souness up as a successful manager for a club that deserves so much better. 60500[/snapback] I agree with that. But it's not going to happen anyway as I doubt we are even capable of winning the league cup.

You'll have this turning into a 20-odd pager at this rate you pair of mongs! 60260[/snapback] Who gives a fuck, at least it gives the bandwidth something to think about.... 60262[/snapback] Aye but the bloke that did the coding is a complete mong apparently. We'll go into meltdown! 60264[/snapback] True - he's absolute shite! 60271[/snapback] Erm, Craig..... 60340[/snapback] I know it's an old joke, but are you sure you're not the same person?

Incidentally, where the flaming gallah is Blaydon? 60268[/snapback] And Li3nZ 60280[/snapback] And Swindon Mag 60403[/snapback] I saw him on N-O as the doctor. Incidentally, do all the members of N-O know about this place?

No i was fucking my manager who was just a normal duty manager, this was the big boss. 60344[/snapback] I guessed this was a different lass like 60347[/snapback] Well worked out! 60353[/snapback] It was a lass then? 60354[/snapback] Well she had an opening down below, although it was always clothes on shagging from behind over a desk! 60373[/snapback] Fucking hell, too much detail man. Tell me more.

It does feel fake 60352[/snapback] Don't start doubting your own existence or you'll short circuit.

What's yellow and hangs off a 13 amp fuse? George Best.

That Doreen had unfeasibly big tits iirc.

That's about right.

Bridget will be along shortly I'm sure 60146[/snapback] Fuck that miserable muppet! 60267[/snapback] Some of the one liners on here are priceless. ........some of them are fucking dreadful an all like! 60274[/snapback] Vinegar tits is yet to be matched tbh. 60277[/snapback] First time I heard that was Vera vinegar tits from prisoner cell block H. Anyone seen this? There was also this wizened old hag called Liz who was so wrinkled you'd need bull dog clips to do the business, but that's another story.

60257[/snapback] Brilliant. The easiest way to end an unwanted relationship.

Not getting any tbh. 60253[/snapback] There's nowt seasonal about that 60255[/snapback] I can empathise with that like. 60259[/snapback] I can sympathise with that like.

I think it's both tragic and sad, I just don't have much sympathy. I really hope I don't sound callous, because I'm not that type of person, but much worse things happen to people every day and unlike Best, they have no choice. 60233[/snapback] Fuck me Renton you had the violins out and were claiming (erroneously as it turned out) that GNER were going to be doing you out of a Xmas present this year. I'm withdrawing my sympathy herewith 60241[/snapback] I'll be eating nothing but boiled potatoes while you scoff your organic turkey. Bollocks, you're a veggie aren't you - that doesn't work.

This is what infuriates me - if he could give up for a year before the transplant, why did he start again? He obviously thought to himself it's OK now I have a nice new liver. Anyway, the doctor's got it wrong on this one, I hope they weren't swung by his fame.

And he shared that fantasy with.........you? Must have been a close friend like! 60209[/snapback] He shared it with me and all my mates. He lives in London now. We all reckon he's a nuffter but have no firm proof. 60228[/snapback] Have you been whooshed?

I think it's both tragic and sad, I just don't have much sympathy. I really hope I don't sound callous, because I'm not that type of person, but much worse things happen to people every day and unlike Best, they have no choice.