Renton

Fuck off the lot of you bastids! Am I the new Geordie Fish or something? Anyway, at least I won't be waiting in the freezing cold for another no show metro tonight.

I'm predicting a "winter of discontent" for the Metro, with the whole service descending into chaos. Thank God I don't use it any more.

To be fair that T shirt incident does make him a complete legend in my eyes. Haven't read the article in question though.

Difference is though, Northern Rock made an investment in failure....and it's paying off quite handsomely at the moment. 59509[/snapback] Should have gone for the mackems really. Then I could have closed my account with them as well.

Is it just me who was reminded of the office by that? "No, I'd bend each one of the girls out of the Corrs over and do......." 59477[/snapback] Renton would do the brother with Erasure playing in the background tbh. 59483[/snapback] Fuck off you closet hom! I would bend all the sisters over and.........

I'm assuming a shitsu is a type of small dog then.

Which incidentally is fruity Europop. Reading your post though, I just want to clarify - you don't mind U2 but you would rather not have to listen to them, and you don't mind Bono, but you'd prefer not to actually hear him speak? 59467[/snapback] That's about right. I find him and them completely inoffensive and boring. Like Cold Play really, although I do think Chris Martin is a complete tool. But let's not start the Cold Play debate again. Btw I'm not into fruity europop - I'm into Indie Rock, if such a genre exists!

Exactly, it all down to personal taste, and it's pointless arguing about it really. Now personally, I respect U2 but somehow could never bring myself to waste time listening to them, unless they were played at a pub/club/wedding do etc. They are just too bland and don't suit my tastes. I've never particularly minded Bono though, although again I would never listen to an interview with him if I could avoid it.

Is this a new competition I'm not aware of? Is it something similar to the Anglo-Italian Cup? 59457[/snapback] It sounds like some porn competition to me but then I'm a pervert. If it is we should walk it mind.

The next post after toon crazy slagging this place off, from a kid called Adam, kind of sums it up for me: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- this forum is good a u can express your opion and i see no need to go find anyother forums either.

I hope this doesn't descend into a snide slagging-off-N-0-members-behind-their-backs again, that simply wouldn't do. We'll have HTT on us again!

Nice try Renty baby. 59400[/snapback] 59402[/snapback] OK, I've got a vague notion of what X factor is but not who this Louis person is. Is he a contestant or a judge? 59404[/snapback] This display of feigned ignorance is fooling absolutely no one. Is it a coping mechanism to deal with your grief at the news? 59406[/snapback] I've got better things to do than watch reality TV shit! Who stays in on Saturday nights to watch this rubbish?

Nice try Renty baby. 59400[/snapback] 59402[/snapback] OK, I've got a vague notion of what X factor is but not who this Louis person is. Is he a contestant or a judge?

Who the fuck is Louis Walsh and what is X Factor tbh?

Left yourself open to the usual bald abuse. I really like the cluster of pubs at the Ouseburn - the Cluney, the Tyne, The Free trade, but they're a bugger to get to, especially in winter, when its brassic. No jokes Gemmill!

One thing I am convinced of is that Ramage is a centre-back, not a full-back. He can defend, but is next to useless going forward.

Aye, from Wullie. I told him you sit near me then he reckoned he was just taking the piss. Yeah, course you were Wullie 59378[/snapback] I'd have thought Wullie would have known about SLP - he is a bit of a legend on the internet after all (SLP, not Wullie). No required for that either.

Well do you?

Is that a sanitised Irish man, English man and Scotsman joke?

And every time I send an installment I'll feel pissed off - you probably have an inkling that I can get a bit highly strung about things! Why prolong it? Anyway, I'm not as poor as I made out, I can just about afford it but it just really boils my piss! 59358[/snapback] Will it be like in the departure lounge when you heard that Souness was the new manager? Only every month! 59361[/snapback] Bastid! That was an exceptional case, hopefully never to be repeated. I'm still pissed off about it.

And every time I send an installment I'll feel pissed off - you probably have an inkling that I can get a bit highly strung about things! Why prolong it? Anyway, I'm not as poor as I made out, I can just about afford it but it just really boils my piss!

It was I. Never wrong you see. Back to the thread topic. People who go around in just a t-shirt saying they're geordies so they have to are thick. I thought the point was that Geordies weren't dull enough to refer to the weather. "It's cold today!" "No shit Sherlock" Put a scarf on and stop moaning. 59356[/snapback] Exactly! Thanks for getting my point across for me. It's winter, it's cold. Not entirely unexpected I have to say. Last night I had a bath and it was wet.

Brrr, I'm so cold, I better wear my extra thick pink thermal underwear.

Thanks WubbleUC, that makes perfect sense and I think you're right. Short of a miraculous magnanimous gesture from GNER (ha ha) it looks like I'm shagged. I was thinking about being awkward and prolonging the process, but tbh that is probably biting my nose off to spite my face: I'm probably better just getting it over with. Let this be a warning that GNER are complete bastids (though I'll let everyone know if they do hear my pleas of leniency).

Can someone rename this the "bunch of homs" thread (no offence Meenzer). We're supposed to be geordies ffs!