Renton

I think this might be my favourite ever post tescos finest burgers- we start with an oxymoron. Then we are supposed to be impressed by the "sundried tomatoes with basil", my arent we metropolitan. Mind you by the time we get to the Jalopena relish spongebob is thinking mmmm thems are tasty. "Two of the fuckers" oooh you're hard!! 65548[/snapback] Tesco's finest burgers. I'll only eat burgers made of freshly ground mince nowadays, none of this frozen shit. Last time I was in London I stumbled across a small chain called Gourmet burger kitchen or something. They did nothing but burgers but my God they were good. Making me hungry just thinking of it. Edit: Hi Swindon Mag by the way, stick with us rather than that N-O lot, you know it makes sense.

I kind of have that attitude too, but if we're going to drown I would quite like to see "United" go down with us. And then there is the mackems. Tee hee indeed.

I don't rate Crouch either but I think that's an incredible comment...... 65546[/snapback] What is Crouch better at than Ameobi? Take away his 6 month spell when he knocked in a few goals and he is well below average. 65550[/snapback] Well I'd have him over Ameobi, but that's not saying much. Bizarrely though, both seem to be highly rated by football professionals......

Exactly what I have just thought. How can they have failed to win it with the great Roonaldo? 65543[/snapback] The great Ronaldo? Check out these tears man! 65547[/snapback] Actually I meant the fat scouse granny shagger. Any photos of him crying like a baby?

I don't rate Crouch either but I think that's an incredible comment......

Exactly what I have just thought. How can they have failed to win it with the great Roonaldo?

Agree with him seeming a nice bloke. He always comes across very well in interviews. Even if you can only see the bottom half of his face. 65518[/snapback] Has anyone noticed he's the absolute spit of one of the minor characters out of 2 pints of lager and a packet of crisps? Personally I reckon he might outscore Owen if these injuries continue.

Is there an echo on here?

A financial "expert" on TalkShite today reckoned an exit at this stage could cost them up to £50M in sponsorship deals in the longer term. Excellent! It's a shame that with the mess we're in the only comfort I get from football is Schadenfreud (sp Isegrim?) for others, especially the pitiful mackems.

Exactly my take on the story, what a pile of typical Daily Mail bollocks. Just back from holiday and sadly the Daily Mail was just about the best paper available, and it was absolutely full of shite stories like, and including, this one. For instance, apparently I, as a fully paid up member od the liberal elite sandalista brigade, am up in arms about the Christian imagery in the Lion the Witch and the Wardobe film. Am I hell - it was one of my favourite books as a kid even if the allegory was as subtle as a sladgehammer. I'm looking forward to it. Really, the Mail have become so obsessed with hating Labour and the so-called liberals they are just becoming a joke. For the record LM, do we actually live in a Cristian country, and are State schools Cristian? I don't think so, last time I checked we were largely secular - how many people are actually practising Christians? All religion is damaging imo, and I would completely abolish any religious imagery from schools. If people want to practice their faith, be it jewish, muslim, hindu, sikh or christian, let them do it in their spare time. While having a meal when I was away, some god botherer said I was going to be tortured for eternity in hell for not sharing his faith in Jesus. Nice person.

The buck stops with you.

Can't say I agree with that, it's changed massively in the last 15 years, at least as much as Newcastle. Mind you, I would agree that some areas are positively third world, but they are quite easy to avoid if you know the place, muh like areas of Newcastle.

Well it was strongly implied - it was LM that first said Souness's comments on Turkish players was racist. However, I suspect that the comments were aimed at me. I also suspect neither me or LM thought his comments were really racist. Just stupid.

That was it. Thunderbox. Fucking aussies man. I'd love to go like. It's just the distance I can't be chewed with. The States I'm alright with but I just can't be fucked to sit on a plane that long. I'll have to wait til I can afford to go business. 62172[/snapback] Same here. My boss has just come back from a conference in New Zealand that was only 6 days long! Couldn't do that like. 62173[/snapback] Nah, fuck that. How long does it actually take to get there? I'm just assuming it must take forever without really having looked into it tbh. 62175[/snapback] I think she was on the plane for 36 hours non stop! Most people break the journey up in Singapore I think. 62176[/snapback] Your boss is a woman? Defo a bender! I used to live in Singapore....I'm so well-travelled, windswept and interesting. 36 hours is far too long to be travelling anywhere. Another funny Aussie word by the way - spunk/spunky to describe someone you think is fit. WTF?!? 62178[/snapback] A very attractive woman. I would say more but my WIFE might read this.

That was it. Thunderbox. Fucking aussies man. I'd love to go like. It's just the distance I can't be chewed with. The States I'm alright with but I just can't be fucked to sit on a plane that long. I'll have to wait til I can afford to go business. 62172[/snapback] Same here. My boss has just come back from a conference in New Zealand that was only 6 days long! Couldn't do that like. 62173[/snapback] Nah, fuck that. How long does it actually take to get there? I'm just assuming it must take forever without really having looked into it tbh. 62175[/snapback] I think she was on the plane for 36 hours non stop! Most people break the journey up in Singapore I think.

That was it. Thunderbox. Fucking aussies man. I'd love to go like. It's just the distance I can't be chewed with. The States I'm alright with but I just can't be fucked to sit on a plane that long. I'll have to wait til I can afford to go business. 62172[/snapback] Same here. My boss has just come back from a conference in New Zealand that was only 6 days long! Couldn't do that like.

Cheeky fucker! To be fair, if you pick Southampton to work in, you aren't giving yourself much of a chance to like the place. I've been and it's crap. Have you been to Rye and Hastings? They're crap too by the way. 62155[/snapback] I picked Southampton to work in because they pay me much more than I'm worth. So I guess that's three good things about the country. 62159[/snapback] Have you saved enough yet to to be an Aussie peso millionaire? The lad that I knew from Melbourne reckoned he'd bought a really nice place over there for next to nowt. Is that the plan when you get back? 62163[/snapback] Did he buy a kangaroo ranch with a dunny? 62166[/snapback] What the fuck is a kangaroo ranch? What was that thing wellsy called the bog? A turbobox or something? 62168[/snapback] I think it was a thunderbox. Australia sounds ace tbh!

Cheeky fucker! To be fair, if you pick Southampton to work in, you aren't giving yourself much of a chance to like the place. I've been and it's crap. Have you been to Rye and Hastings? They're crap too by the way. 62155[/snapback] I picked Southampton to work in because they pay me much more than I'm worth. So I guess that's three good things about the country. 62159[/snapback] Have you saved enough yet to to be an Aussie peso millionaire? The lad that I knew from Melbourne reckoned he'd bought a really nice place over there for next to nowt. Is that the plan when you get back? 62163[/snapback] Did he buy a kangaroo ranch with a dunny?

Fuck me, that is a gay post.

Not at all! I've just had it confirmed by a native. Renton is a KNOWN HOMOSEXUAL - no insider knowledge required to spot that! 62153[/snapback] You fail to adress the actual point. Where do you know all this stuff about homosexuality and certain locations from? 62158[/snapback] Gemmil's sexual insecurity is so blatent! He just can't comprehend that I can go to a gay party or watch a gay band without actually being gay!

says the lad from Moss Side. 62125[/snapback] It's not like I spend my time quaffing pimms in Moss Side......Manchester definitely has its shithole suburbs I agree (Longsight/Moss Side/Hulme) it's just at least Manchester's dodgy suburbs have the redeeming feature of being attached to a decent city. Unlike Nottingham. What the fuck is actually in Nottingham anyways? I'm subscribing to Gemmill's homo theory. Though he does have tendency to apply that to just about any argument at some point I have to concede. 62136[/snapback] He is obsessed like. I'd rather live in Manchester than Nottingham, I have to say. 62140[/snapback] Oi! Answer the question I posted above you fruit! Were you or were you not extracting the cream of sum yung guy when you spotted the Anal Treet sign? 62143[/snapback] Canal Street is however right next to China Town. 62146[/snapback] No further questions your honour. I rest my case. 62148[/snapback] Might have known you bastids would stick up for each other. Anyway, tomorrow you're going to have to do witthout my dazzling wit as I'm going on holiday to Tenerife for a week. That's Tenerife, not Gran Canaria notice. Although I did go to Sitges last tear - possibly the gayest place known to man, with the exception of San Francisco!

says the lad from Moss Side. 62125[/snapback] It's not like I spend my time quaffing pimms in Moss Side......Manchester definitely has its shithole suburbs I agree (Longsight/Moss Side/Hulme) it's just at least Manchester's dodgy suburbs have the redeeming feature of being attached to a decent city. Unlike Nottingham. What the fuck is actually in Nottingham anyways? I'm subscribing to Gemmill's homo theory. Though he does have tendency to apply that to just about any argument at some point I have to concede. 62136[/snapback] He is obsessed like. I'd rather live in Manchester than Nottingham, I have to say. 62140[/snapback] Oi! Answer the question I posted above you fruit! Were you or were you not extracting the cream of sum yung guy when you spotted the Anal Treet sign? 62143[/snapback] Never been there. My Didsbury ignorance is my alibi!

says the lad from Moss Side. 62125[/snapback] It's not like I spend my time quaffing pimms in Moss Side......Manchester definitely has its shithole suburbs I agree (Longsight/Moss Side/Hulme) it's just at least Manchester's dodgy suburbs have the redeeming feature of being attached to a decent city. Unlike Nottingham. What the fuck is actually in Nottingham anyways? I'm subscribing to Gemmill's homo theory. Though he does have tendency to apply that to just about any argument at some point I have to concede. 62136[/snapback] He is obsessed like. I'd rather live in Manchester than Nottingham, I have to say.

I heard that the sign for Canal street has been vandalised to form anal treet like.