Renton

Three subs. Whose right back now?

Good chance. Aren't they shit at corners? Maybe we should try and win as many as possible and play the percentage game.

Pope needs dropping. How many times has he punched the ball rather than caught it?

Maybe I'm imaging it, but we always seem to struggle second half of the first half if that makes sense. We're miles better than these on paper, should be a formality, but never is for us.

Need to get our act together like. Another goal needed here.

Gerrin!

Are you ahead? Or behind?

Not a pen man.

Fuck.

They keep going on about bad luck for West Ham hitting the post. I think we did it twice that last week and seems to happen all the time at SJP. Villa did it at Anfield yesterday too.

"Now Father Dougal McMackem, let's go through this again.... This is a metro train...." "And this is a Newcastle United shirt...." "can you see the difference?" "Errr, no Ted, not really" "FFS. Right, let's go through this again...." "Wait Ted!!!!!" "Are you wearing a black shirt with a white dog collar???!" Wait, am I wearing a black shirt with a white dog collar???!!!????" "ARGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!"

Well, on the positive Villa lose 3 points and this will keep Slot in his job.

The levels of bitterness and delusion on there man. This is the old metro train. This is a post about it man. "Make no mistake, they're black and white stripes hidden in plain sight" How paranoid must you be to believe Nexus has secretly painted the metros in Newcastle United livery because it's got black in it? Cherry Knowles paranoid is the answer. They then complain the standard font colour on the metro system is black. Absolutely bonkers.

Rats cocks. Radio is going off.

Fuck, literally just put the radio on and the cunts have scored. Etikike. VAR. Offside.

Gemmill selfy tbh.

That's why they call them sweaties.

"Hey Eddie, it's me, Callum. Ha ha, yeah. Anyway, wonder if you could do me a favour? I'm up in Yorkshire (again) this weekend and I wondered if you and the lads could swing the coach to pick me up on the way down? Yeah, like old times! Okay, great, Wetherby services it is then. 👍"

Reminds me of this mackem off license.

Yeah I likedi it for the first couple of minutes but then got boring. I assume some kind if AI device as well. But the premise seemed right. We are not in a sustainable position. It's when not if it goes tits up and also what will this mean. We never really recovered from 2008 and I just feel another (inevitable) crash will really fuck things up.

Ffs.

This economic paint by numbers came into my feed. Thought you'd like it @Rayvin.

Sorry.