Renton

Of course. City away ffs.

Ahh fuck. Just learnt the mackems would have beat us in the third round had it not been for the Frat kid owner who ordered them to stand down. It does beg the question, why would you support the players of a team that obeyed this order, cunningly disguising themselves as being dog shit instead of playing their usual Brazil 70 selves? I expect a lot more bewwwws at the SoL next match following this revelation.

Draw is at 7pm tonight. We are NUMBER ONE baby. Come on Saudi ovelords, now's the time to daw us against Coventry at SJP please. Oh aye, and get City to play Liverpool and Chelsea against ManU please.

Depressing thing is, I remember him posting when he was a fucking teenager.

I was like this once. But before you do anything stupid, think of what you've got left to live for.

Sunak was asked about signing a fair election campaign pledge for some woman from Plaid Cymru but has refused, going on some rant about the Welsh NHS instead. So I guess that's a heads up to what we can expect from these cunts in the GE, not that it was ver in doubt.

This PMQ is particularly painful. There is just no point in the Starmer - Sunak exchange. Sunak just ignores any question he is asked and reverts to the same shit about Corbyn, every single week. And now the Speaker is too scared to intervene at all from the hecklers.

Sick of the negativity on here. We might mathematically still win the league!

He'd still chin you.

I dare you, I double dare you.

We're in a dip. Our form will improve. Three matches to go to win a trophy now. Pope and big Joe back for the final.

Klopp "Can I see your golf course dossier before I make my mind up?" Frat kid "Erm, we have some crazy golf at Seaham.... which we could renovate with money from the crisps whip round. Do you like skiing my marrow? We have the biggest dry ski slope in, erm, Sunderland, at Silky".

This is proper paranoia. The ref fixed which end the pens were taken by making the toss best out of three! Of course in reality there is one toss for the end and another to choose who goes first. But what I can't get my head around, is why this brain donor believes the Blackburn captain, after having won the first toss, agrees to best of three? 🙃

Mackem report. So, from what I can tell, they deleted our match thread when we scored, reinstated it once Blackburn scored, and that thread was 30 pages long at the time of writing. I looked at the last page, and this amused me. If we get a home draw (at last) , it's due to Saudi bribery apparently. Our Arab overlords are absolute masterminds.

Coventry and the ghost of Jimmy Hill.

That's the spirit!

Thanks God. I'll follow through with that going to church stuff if we actually win this thing, okay?

Fucking hell!!!!!

Lost it with that.

Piss flaps.

Get in!

Wtf?!

Watching it out of duty. I'm pissing like a dog on diuretics.