Renton

Good point. Toonpack is full of shit BURN HIM.

Think nowadays I'd prefer the crisps....

Knobs, obs. The two protagonists are named after 16th century theologians/philosophers. Tch, do I have to teach you everything?

Did you get a canny bag of: For your troubles?

'Kin hell, just when HMHM's luck turns for the better, they blow up his hoose.

One's one too much. This reminds me of this strip from my favourite cartoon of all time, Calvin and Hobbes. Apparently Bill Waterson a shit ton of hate mail for this, stupid fucking unhinged yanks. But there was always a touch of honesty in his cartoons.

I've always like Murgatroid, either sex. You can thank me later.

Honestly, I think that is extremely unlikely, I really don't think any individual HC worker would do this let alone a whole team being complicit. Fingers crossed your baby is born healthy, I'm sure (s)he will be and the medics know best. It's tough not having childcare options and this will be exponentially so with two. It's not twice as hard, more like four times as hard. See you on the other side in 18 years or so. 👍

It's not based on prediction as such, just known history of voting and polls. It doesn't make any assumptions about inherited wealth. Within your cohort you might be a lefty but statistically you may not be representative. You tory cunt.

Pure Orwellian propaganda, funded by the tax payer.

Nice summary here.

For some, maybe most, it's the grift. But for people like Sunak, Cameron, Hunt, and Cleverley, they're absolutely loaded already. They must get a kick out of it.

Curiously, I've worked out CT is a woman who livves in the countryside in London?

This is great. https://www.economist.com/interactive/uk-general-election/build-a-voter Me.

Don't think this has been posted. I just can't stop laughing when I hear it. With this sort of behaviour he really need to get to the SoL. "Ha'way the lads. Ha'wurrrr beb ahhhhhhhh!!

Have you had a stroke?

Bit weird this is a YouTube, but reminds me of one of my all time favourite Viz cartoons (a one off I think), Zip O'Lightning. "Captain Fuckflaps"

Fourth presenter on The News Agents maybe?

Why haven't I seen this before? Can't see a May election unless there is a leadership challenge (in which case I expect Sunak to resign and fuck off). Not sure there is much precedence for a PM to call an early election knowing for certain he will lose it. Better hang on, fuck over the country some more, and hope for a miracle.

Obviously really pleased for you mate, actually cheered me up a bit. One of the problems with losing your employment is that you can't enjoy the break due to the stress of the situation. Maybe you've got a few days to do that now. Hope you have some redundancy to enjoy too. 👍

Just read this news. Told you so you absolute fanny.

Fingers on the cunt button.

Flipping Hec!