Renton

Fairly fucked off about this. My local cafe seemingly being shafted by the land lord. It's always packed out so obviously profitable. Has had acts like Sam Fender playing there in the past, nit many venues like it.

FFS, not this shit again.

Exactly. That's what we've become, an AI extension of Gemmill's roomba. I want the frankly brilliant thread titles of ***checks notes*** everyone else other than Gemmill to cheer me up. To those kids who use toontastic 3D, and get upset, I say fuck you! We must protect and preserve our snobby and perpetual heritage, even when the going gets tough. This is a hideous experiment destined for horrendous failure. And christ on a bike, when he does win the smugness levels are so absolutely unbearable they taint the victory anyway. Also, he's originally from south of the Tyne. Just saying.

Can someone bar Gemmill from starting threads. Note he will still have the right to reply - I'm not an animal - just not to start threads, in this forum anyway? Not only are his match threads blander than a Roomba could dream up, they don't even allude to the date, kick off time, or competition. They induce zero joy or information into the world. And fuck off claiming Fulham was some kind of victory given our home league form and Fulham's abysmal away record. This is a fucking season determining game and we let Gemmill fuck it up? Edit: okay, scrap the bit about info, just seen the sub title, I thought it odd an accountant not time stamping everything. Point still stands though.

Did he post something? Yes. Did he say anything of interest? No.

Quit the bitching Gemmill. Okay, so far the MLF's have come up with the following protests. Huge display bizarrely referencing Sports Direct. Looks laughably shit, blocked by club. Distribution of 10,000 red latex gloves. Sunderland dermatology department put on alert. Throwing tennis balls dipped in red paint onto the pitch. And, my favourite, contacting "Just stop oil" to block the NUFC convoy. I can see that working out well with 6000 pissed up pissed off football fans. I mean, we knew they had gone a bit insane but this is fucking glorious.

Uttrly fucking weird lie. A ST is for the league only. Of course you might be moved for a cup game. What else do they want, NUFC fans peppered around the entire stadium? I do like the fact we've "taken" the Black Cats Bar and it's being painted black and whit for the occassion mind (which is what they are claiming).

Best case scenario, they score first 10 minutes and cling on after getting battered all match, only to concede after 9 mins unwarranted extra time to an unjust penalty. Rematch SJP they are limited to 1500 bubble trip in the usual God's, cos it's midweek and not safe otherwise, obvs. After witnessing a proper organised flag display celebrating NUFC heritage, we stuff them 9-1. Giddup as MF would say. Or just fuck them over at the Stadium of shite, I'm easy.

Oh Keith.

Didn't the orcs or Mordor have a red hand painted on their shields or something?

Naaah marrow. The north stand are going to walk out on 70 minutes against Coventry, for reasons despite being a scholar of the fans of massive lads I can't quite fathom. This thread is 500 posts long and literally one of dozens about us. They are fucking gone.

That's because... You have alopecia.

Another curse of the avatar, particularly as like me you never change yours. Had you down as an Anthony quinn lookalike, nor Telly Savalas.

Well, well, well. Here's RobinRobin not so secretly hoping OTF slips into the "long sleep" so we win in perpetuity. So much for antipodean fraternity.

Alex Gemmill MF CT Fish And these are only the ones we know about....

The baldy cunts more like. Looks like they're all chemo outpatients. Also, seriously, the bender squad are going to take on the fans of massive lads? Somebody's clicked the wrong box on Pornhub.

Aye. Trying to get pissed on out of date Carling in a shed in Sunderland will be fun.

For those that can't make the game, why not come here? All you can drink on draft or £100. Should be a great atmosphere. Can't see any issues with this at all. I hadn't heard of the Rainton arena either. Looked it up and it's a shed in Sunderland.

I'm just not buying this bad luck with injuries at this stage, or too many games. Plenty of other sides play as many games. There's something suboptimal in our training or physio, or just the way we play. Fucking sick of it.

Surely if we just had more quality on the wing that would be better? Oh die the days of Shane Ferguson.......

I really shouldn't but these MLF's are so ridiculously hyperbolic.

Turned on the mods on the SMB too I see. The tentacles of the shadowy Tyneside cabal extend everywhere!

Sounds like you're turning against your owners marra. Still, never mind, you've hired a top up and coming manager in *** checks notes*** Ian Beale so..... Oh.