Renton

Conceded 3 against Everton and 4 against Spurs. Inconceivable scores just last year. I'm not watching this but there seems to be a grim inevitability whenever we are away.

That is brilliant.

That's one muckle ladies bathroom your photographing there you old perv.

Lopereamide. B&M. Less than a quid a packet. WIll bung you up completely for a couple of days.

You'll find yourself doing this all the time whether you like it or not in a couple of decades. Fortunately us pharmacologists have devised treatments for it, it's what i'm working on now as it happens. We really are ace. People should worship big Pharma, not deride us.

You think you're sad? Mind, at least I'm at work...

Well, it's suddenly very quiet here now most people have finished work! Six hours left for me. Merry fucking christmas everyone!

I was given a lovely jelly baby today at work. Something about it didn't feel right.... What a depraved world we live in.

I had a mate living in Tyne Dale who met a bloke in a pub who offered to connect him to the gas grid for a large one off fee. Talking thousands but a pure one off capital cost. Made a bit of a mess of his approach road, but it worked really well at first, free gas! Then one day it suddenly it stopped working. Bloke isn't answering his phone so my mate has to dig up the feed pipe himself to see what's happened. Finds it connected to a now empty Calor gas cylinder.

Do you have a lamp post near your home HMHM? I've got a mate who can solve all your problems, no more leccy utility bills either.

Am scoobied by this thread but this amused me.

That's Gemmill's evening sorted out.

That sounds really tough mate, really sorry to hear it. What was that comedy with David Tenant called again? Hopefully it's nowhere near that level but I found that brilliant but uncomfortable watching. Ahh, this is it, sure you've probably seen it. There she goes.

I'm fairly sure shit does not taste like peanut butter. If that were the case, I'd share the same proclivities as @sammynb. And you don't like belgian beer.?I mean this kindly, fuck right off, weirdo.

One wanker out the door in Steve Barclay, one wanker in the door. Can you imagine being a trained doctor of 10 years and listening to this cunt? Where do the tory party come up with them?

It was a reference to @Monkeys Fist. FFS do I have to explain everything?

Also I might add, I've heard that many of the delivery drivers are dodgy as fuck, especially if you have young ladies at home. Just saying. Fortunately I think they are being farmed off out of harms way into the HGV industry.

I've never had a food delivery. I like to see and choose the food I buy, make sure the dates are okay etc, get offers, and can visually see if I've missed anything.. Tbf most supermarkets use scanners now so you pack as you go and are straight out. No hassle or chore really.

People man. "Oh noes, the supermarkets are shut for two whole days, what am I going to do?" I'm going on Saturday, as usual. My theory is people will have already been and it'll be no worse than usual (which is canny bad tbf). I have got my main course booked to collect at the butchers mind and yesterday bought some stupidly expensive cheese which is al I really care about.

Die Kenny, you cunt.

This is a bit left field, but have you considered trying Brown's bar?

I'm fucking snowed under with work until Friday fucking night. Then got an unprecedented two weeks off mind.

Sigh. You make me do this. In Gemmill's imagination. In Gemmill's reality.