Renton

I DO like the way they crossed out Haway the lad into Howay the lads btw. That is a huge piss take. Apparently the teams arecoming out to Local Hero too. The way it should be.

Well, they love sharing Paddy Power tweets around so.... The SMB is absolutely crackers btw. More than 600 posts on that thread alone in less than an hour. Literally tens of thousands of posts about a single derby match over the Xmas period. I mean, I obviously want us to win but even if we smash them it's not going to make up for the recent disappointing matches. If we lose, well it's just a one off match for me and Howe will retain my support, just focus on next season. It's only a game of football ffs.

They seem a bit cross.

Well, that's certainly true with Mrs Rents. Not that down under happens much.

Sorry to hear that. Aye, next week with the doctor's strike is going to be carnage. No bugger will get discharged, casualties will pile high, ambulances static. JUST PAY DOCTOR'S WHAT THEY'RE WORTH you fucking tory cunts. I did half of med school, it's incredibly demanding and these lads and lasses deserve all our respect. I couldn't hack it ateod yet now have ended up in a much more cushy job outside the NHS. I want to go back, but can't afford to.

Thanks mate. Sorry, wasn't trying to give anyone the impression she's on death's door or anything. She's in for emergency tests today. Her BP is insanely high apparently (like, systolic >250 mmHg). That's a worry for me too as I have verfy high BP (although it seems to be mainly white coat hypertension as all the tests on my heart/kidneys etc are all okay). It's just over the last decade or bit longer, the first week in January I have lost count how many times I've helped family out with medical crises, seem to live in Cramlington/RVI/Freeman. A lot of it is, I'm sure, directly as a result of the close proximity we have at Xmas (virus spread) and the fucking stress Xmas inevitably brings. I mean I am no Grinch, but BAN THE FUCKER imo. Okay, I am the literal incarnation of the Grinch. Fuck Xmas, glad it's over, bring on spring.

😆 You'd make a great doctor. Share bedside manner tips with J69.... My mum's been taken ill and my brother has taken her to Cramlington, whilst he's up here (I'll take over tomorrow). Fearing a very shit start to the New Year. Said it before but genuinely hate this time of year, most my personal tragedies have centre on January or February, I 'm never far away from a hospital or morgue it seems.

I agree. So what's the solution? This is what concerns me most, Howe just seems to have plan A with no viable less intensive way of playing.

Despite him being a boyhood MLF? Odd behaviour.

I was there on boxing day. I am working tomorrow. I am watching this still. MAN UP SOLDIER.

Fucking hell. Must have invented the false number 9. Leading innovation again these mackem cunts. Edit: Also shola fucking ameobi has scored more than their record scorer?

Watched the first half of the mackem match today. Their goals were too draw tbf. Not particularly worried, but given our way record this is not going to be a cake walk. 1-7.

Worth a punt whilst Barnes come back from injury? For shits and giggles obvs.

This has to be a record for them. Kicking of a match thread a week before a match, and 2 days before their next match, which btw isn't against us....

Sam Allerdyce rejoices.

We'll be hammered. I'm giving this a miss.

I fucking love this place. Googleplex to the power of a Googleplex - - Pi. Nunez to break the laws of physics creating a black hole that stops just short of Warrington services. (soz to our away fans and most the population of Norway). About as plausible as the dribbling shit on BBC right now about that jug eared King Charles and his hound he married.

I Had a few drinks yesterday, do not like this feeling of a hangover at all. Going to the match now, before the 2 day sobering up process begins and I'm completely normal again. Weird thing, I always forget Christmas. Not just the day, the whole period gets erased from my head, always put it down to cumulative alcohol intake in the past. Last year I was completely on the wagon, and I still can't remember a single thing about it either. Think I genuinely hate this time of year like. The long nights, shit weather, friends and relatives always seem to die around now, plus seeing people I genuinely can't stand. Thank fuck for the footy today like! 😀 Merry fucking Christmas everyone. 4-0. Wrong thread.

"No Dad, it's you, a cock". In all seriousness this sounds like a good game.

BTW, us middle classes don't have Xmas dinner so early. I've got Mrs Rents doing all the vegetable shit next door, she can also do the sausage roll (aka beef Wellington) too. I can't be arsed. Eta 5pm .

HMHM in 30 minutes time.

Nice dildoes!

Unlucky, @Gemmill.

Seriously, Christmas morning is so shite. You (well, wife I mean) spend hundreds of quid and weeks buying the little shits presents, then they open them at 7am in the morning in 5 minutes. Fuck all to do afterwards except watch shit TV while the kids are on their new devices cos you get bot all as an adult. I'm actually looking forward to cooking dinner I'm so bored shitless.

What's her name, address and telephone number? Oh and PL can you remind me of the name of that rohypnol wholesaler you told me about while I'm here?