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No doubt @Gemmill will somehow fuck this up but anyway.

There you gaan. It's like a deep fake.

Fairly obviuous imho.

Puzzled how this tells us literally everything we need to know about our Saudi ownership? Maybe they are omnipotent enough to get him to play one game before his ban sets in but can do nothing about the ban overall? Disppointing, still, it proves..... erm.

Carrick went to Burnside comp and played at Wallsend Boys club. Literally impossible to get more geordie than that. He followed a professional career, absolutely the correct thing to do. Good luck to him.

Good man.

You'll learn this board has a scatological obsession with faecophillia. We are from Poocastle after all. Talking of which, are you a sitter or stander?

Not as gross but at my old work some arse was habitually and purposefully blocking the toilet with paper towels. Each time it happened we had to call estates to get it cleared. This was a major issue cos there was only one toilet for that block. Anyway, I decided to have a stakeout and checked the toilet before and after wvery person. Took a while but ventually caught the filfthy medical records cunt responsible and reported him. Never saw him again so I assume he was sacked. Fucking weirdo.

I don't know what's happened to the World Class Mowbray's babes recently. They've lost three on the trot, firmly midtable, overtaken by Boro, £50 million Bellingham is now shite, and Mowbray is shit and needs to go. Looks like the dial is on the next revolution of the mackem boom cycle. Shame.

The display tonight looks like it will be class with the Blue Star on the Gallowgate.

Urghhh, yep, I've had constipation that bad before.

I mean, did you tell them that there very city is literally named after ours? Or more to the point, WHERE THE FUCK IS YOUR CASTLE YOU PAIR OF DRONGOS?

Too soon?

Won't be long until it gets it tbh, although by super majority the cunt probably means 99% Incidentally I think this is this biggest block to Scottish independence. A 50%+1 vote could be horrific. 8 alos can't believe we ran the Brexit referendum without at least needing consent fron all the UK constituent countries. The Tories have not only fucked the economy but also broken the constitution.

Also, is Kelso fuck in Scotland PL, or in England Mr Keegan. And we all know Newcastle is in Australia too.

Is she breathing on her fist ready to punch the interviewer?

I think he somehow managed to find the love of a good woman to set him right tbh, and, iirc Steph (from the article) might even be a mackem? Funny old world.

Their monthly thread where they declare Newcastle is a shit hole, then back track and admit the city centre is canny good, and further backtrack and admit there are some nice residential areas like Jesmond and Gosforth. The rest is a shithole though and our worst areas much worse than theirs. Observations. I have never heard anyone claim Newcastle is "the Land of MilK and Honey" as the OP claims, not once in >50 years of existence. Also I could not comment on how our most deprived areas compare as I hardly ever visit ours and would obvuously never have a reason to go to theirs. I'm surprised that mackems traipse around Cowgate taking notes on how rough it is. Seems like another intangible unprovable fact they've made up like them being classy. Looking at Rightmove as a proxy, average property prices are about 22% higher in Newcastle and 38% higher in North Tyneside, I don't know what the distributional spread is though. Also both Newcastle and North Tyneside are growing in popualtion whereas Sunderland is in decline. I also do know Sunderland "city" centre is, lets say, not a destination place.

Different ex-Liverpool player but why am I getting a sense the conversation was a bit like this?

I think he may have been joking.

What about medals for the league and league cup? Let's start a campaign.

Howay the Saudi overlords!

Girls on film on a loop.

Sounds familiar. I all seriousness, well done Stevie, had our differences, but if you read this the way you've handled this has been quite inspirational. Bet your enjoying NUFC right now.