Renton

Well Mr Contrary Tree, can I just say after your insanely bad prediction for Sunday, if you're nappies are still on then I am proudly going commando tomorrow.

Tell you what, let's just fuck Everton shall we? They're dogshit, we're mint, and we have the divine sword of righteousness in our hands. Added bonus of delivering the scouse mackem to the level of the actual mackems.

Greatest British manager of all time imo, and I'm including Clough in that because of his longevity and achievements at Aberdeen. He was absolutely fiercely partisan to Manchester United which is why you probably hate him. I would have loved him here doing the same for us, who wouldn't?

Not really equivalent situation though is it. We'd already really lost the momentum by then. I always keep saying, it wasn't the Blackburn result, not the Liverpool one. It was those cunts Schmiechel and Cantona that did us in. I also take objection to this myth we threw away a 12 point lead as well. At the time ManU had 2 games in hand iirc, so 6 points, with 5 months left to go. Then those fuckers just went on a collosal winning spree. We didn't capitulate, they were just ultimately more efficient over the whole season. Cunts, but you have to hand it to Ferguson.

Nope, fake news. In fact I I did give credit to Villa rather than slagging us off, still see them as our biggest threat (although Gemiill makes some good points about games played and fixtures), but always maintained we would be fine if we beat spurs, which I expected we would. Now we have, it would take something catastrophic for us to miss out. Ani't happening.

If we beat Everton tomorrow will some of you finally stop wetting the bed?

☝️ Mackem like behaviour.

Beige spunk. I've seen that twice before. First time in an STD clinic back in the day (I was a medical student in training before people get the wrong idea), and secondly in certain videos I may have seen. Alright, quite a few videos.

They drew the match before man.

Hah. Just noticed my photo coincides almost exactly with aimaad's, only 1 second out, players in the exact same position. What are the chances of that?

My telly's bigger than yours. Pity it's unbranded and looks like it came from the middle aisle of Aldi. Fanks Mike.

He needn't be. No need for thanks for the idea Fist, you're welcome.

You forgot the last verse.

SPurs fans man, the oirish love a bit of Spurs. And ManU. In my experience anyway.

Yep. Media darlings, especially the Beeb. Loads of Irish supporters. We'll get there though. And, on the other hand, they are now in a precarious situation. They'll lose Kane and maybe Son this summer. Get their next managerial appointment wrong, and with that huge stadium mortgage*, they could be in trouble. * Disclaimer, I've no idea how this is paid for.

Grealish for the carmaraderie with Almiron.

Uh oh. The toontastic perv brigade are out. Run Greta, run!

Didn't he miss the Villa debacle?

Yeah, that's right. That fucking virgin spenk fucked up that game for us.

Is that Len Goodman who has just died since you posted this? I hope you've not jinxed us.

Honestly, I didn't recognise him with his new hair. He's also filled out a fair bit in the last year and I was wracking my brains trying to work out who this "new black lad" was playing down the right until it dawned on me. I'll put it down to having a CT moment.

Boring to watch marra. FTM.

I was trying to think who is the most improved player under Howe. So much choice. Almiron, Joelinton, Willock, Murphy, Longstaff, Schar even. For me though Joelinton is the epitome. I could always see something in the other players, but Joelinton was a fucking 40 million quid cart horse. His transformation has been nothing short or miraculous. I fucking love watching the two targaryens ping it to each other in midfield and he is fast becoming my favourite player. And the fact we had all these players on the books and Howe transformed them... he's saved us hundreds of millions.