Renton

So, according to this (completely tapped) lad, we are bribing the opposition to play badly. This is an accusation he has made on every match we've won, although apparently Villa have mackem levels of morality and rejected the bribe (without reporting it). We've spent 295 million to avoid relegation! (Not sure on the maths for this tbh). But not only that! Our club are bribing our own players! (I think that is also known as giving them a salary/bonuses). And not only that! Our club are also paying for the atmosphere at the ground! This is truly shocking stuff, quick someone call Panorama.

Just to echo what others have said. Post/reach out if it helps, don't if it doesn't, we all understand either way. Personally it helped me loads last year duuring my darkest hours, which if I'm honest feel like a bad dream now to an extent. SInce then I've managed to turn things round, even got promoted at work, found myself in the position I can start living without dread and my depression has largely lifted. Anxiety, not so much, but I'm working on it. Your posts specifically helped me last year Craig, I hope you know I appreciate it. I hope you can access the help you need. You can and will get through this.

Richard Sharp has gone. Honestly, why the fuck would anyone want to have anything to do with Johnson? Absolutely everybody and everything involved with him gets fucked over in the end. Everything he touches turns to shit but by then he's off turning the next thing to shit. He really is our Trump.

I'll be honest, I never wake up in the morning and think "I wish I was a professional footballer with the supreme skills of Gazza, Beardsley, or Isak". I wake up with profound regret I can only dream of having the skills Gemmill does with a pivot table.

And this. I mean how could anyone watch the match and come up with this conclusion? Pretty much Everton were the opposite of this. They put in effort and played quite well, passed well, we're aggressive and were backed by a hostile crowd, until we just broke them with our quality. That's the objective truth.

Just bite your lip and get yourself an account man. Not that you're missing much, the fewm is getting that predictable. Spurs are shit, Everton are shit. We're boring to watch. Sunderland would beat either side. Etc. Here's an example from tonight.

And Spurs equalising. Icing on the cake of a perfect evening's football.

Well they've won one away match all season and their next home match is *checks notes* Man City. Unlucky. Edit. Fake news. It's Brighton. Then Man City away. They're fucked

Fuckin brilliant. Anyway. Is this the match that @Gemmill has finally got the hang of this Everon lark?

Fucking VAR man.

it just gets better!

Gordon!

I'm not stressed again.

Stressed again.

Plenty of blue seats from the scouse mackems to complement the pink ones of the actual mackems. I am no longer stressed.

Fucking hell!!!!

And breathe...

Joe!!!!!!

Our quality is obvious at times. HOWAY.

Isak would have done better.

Brutal game this. Everton cunts, we're shithousing.

Fucking hell man. Change things Ed, please.

But then so were we. I'd get Isak on, I think he'll do a job here.

As long as he's not out longer term. I don't thinknwe need him Sunday. Fuck man, my nerves.

Yeah. They need to change the rules to stop shit like thus happening, give advantage to the attacker. There was a similar decision against Isak against Liverpool wasn't there. It might even itself out ultimately, but still.