Renton

What's skinchies?

Mackems being mackems again. So this post begs three questions to me. First, why do they have to invent these ridiclous words all the time. "Moyeslegation" ffs, did this sill twat think this was some clever play on words or something. Secondly, why do they hate Motes so much? I mean, he was just another appointment who couldn't fix the terminal decline of the club. Is it purely because he just said it how he saw it when he arrived there? He was right. And thidly, the bit I've highlighted, what kind of insane delusion is this?

Say it quietly but I think only HMHM knows. He's one of these uncouth people that works shifts and might even have a name tag. For me, "blob" was the vernacular for condom so I dread to think.

Literally all their footballing pleasure is derived vicariously from our failures, and the higher we go, the bigger our let downs are, and the more it makes them happy. One day of course the trend will be bucked and we will actually start winning things, and this will devestate them. But even then, just like with Man City, we won't win everything, for instance we might just get beaten by Real Madrid in the CL final. This will utterly enrapture Weirdside. With this in mind, they should get down on their knees and thank the Kingdom of Saudi and praise Allah!

I love the fact that our lot seem to have arrived by fucking yacht. And hey, if the lads want to go all Wolf of Wall Street after that result, it's fine by me.

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My favourite part of this photo, Isak aside, is the keeper. Looks like him and Isak are in casual conversation.

Can I just say Callum Wilson is one handsome bastard. Yes, yes I can. I just have in fact.

I'm trying to enjoy this but trouble is we're just really lucky playing in a shit league and we're shit to watch. I just wish we were playing in the second tier with a team of plucky pre-pubuscent kids, loan players and crisp packets in front of empty stands with real jeopardy on whether we can beat the likes of Huddersfield. That's proper football marra.

what a goal from Big Joe.

Reminds me a bit of the 4-1 mackem game when Luque scored. Empty stadium now as well. Training game.

Shut up man. She's cooking me tea. * * Really.

Mrs Rents ruining this for me. She's listening to the radio and it's 2 minutes ahead of Sky.

Interesting.

Yep. Ffs, time to get stressed again.

I thought he was gonna miss the open goal!

Was gonna post this but too slow!

GOALLLLLL!

Was that fuck off side.

I thought you were getting the hang of this football malarkey?

And the fact the Venison played for us anyway too of course, arguably at a higher level. FUck it, that's not even arguable tbh. ALways remember Gloom had him as his avatar back in the day...... My God how time has flied.

I'd put Wilson on a par with Bent, Ferdinand way above him. Ba, dunno, not here long enough and always worried his knee would explode. But that still leaves Cole and Shearer as CFs who wipe the floor with theirs in the premiership era. And Beardsley as a stiker/attacking midfielder come to think of it. The more I think about it, if you restrict it to the premiership era, I'm struggling to think of one of their players making our bench.

Now? Definitely? All time? Probably also definitely.

Anyway, I'm not so concerned about the AI Skynet thing happening, it's the self replicating nanobots turning the world into a grey sludge I'm most worried about.