Renton

I bought a MILF mug for my boss who I got for secret santa once. This is a contributory reason why I now have another job.

Aye, she is. Fucking hell, talk about false memory syndrome, I was surenshe was on this thread somewhere.

Aye, I forgot Peggy pegged it earlier this year. Curse of getting old I guess.

I see @The Fish has got himself banned from there. Was at my works do last night, people from all over the country, Europe, and wider afield. Talked a fair bit about football and NUFC specifically as the meal was in Newcastle. I'm sad to say for the mackems, not one single fucks was given about our ownership and almost everyone thought NUFC would be a significant force in Europe in the next decade.

Did you know women living in close quarters synchronise their menstruation? If I was mission control I'd organise radio silence for that week.

That's the joke, really? Only two issues I can think of is relationships developing and pregnancy, with only the latter being solved by an all female crew. And obviously that's easily preventable anyway. And you can have sex with yourself too, is that allowed?

Mmmmm. Penny's pantries.

Mind, it would be a right faff trying to get those jump suits off let alone attempt intercourse with a woman who is for all intents and purposes in freefall. I'd probably just have to settle for a nice cup of tea in my sippy cup. Ooooh, there's me slipper floating off again!

Yeah, you take the hit for us Gloom. Might have a wee peak myself.

I thought maybe "Hammock Koch" was the joke, but no, she is really a NASA astronaut.

Okay, I admit, I'm scoobied by this. What's the joke?

I particularly like the thoughts and video behind "Uptown girl", where a posh lass is molested by a grease-stained MF dressed in oily overalls before he proceeds to do a zuffle on her curtains and puts her in his trailer freezer module. Iirc, ahem. Folllowed by Joel's pleads of being an "innocent man", of course.

The fucking nerve of a republican complaining about voter supression.

It's like MF is now getting paid for the job he's always loved anyway.

I mean I get this totally, and I understand why the thick gammon contingent act like this, but there are actually (inevitably) a fair few sensible mackems on the SMB too. When we were taken over, my question specifically to them was do you seriously think your fans would have acted differently, would have taken the moral highground and boycotted the club etc. I didn't even goad them over the fact that really imo their fans are, shall we say, a bit less culturally refined than most other groups of fans (as evidenced by multiple episodes of blatant racism and being Brexiters etc). I just don't understand how any truthful fan could deny they would act exactly the same if it were them. Anyway, I didn't get a single sensible response from any of them, got loads of predictable abuse, and needless to say won't be posting there again in a hurry. You now get the impression that any reasonable discussion the sensible fan have and they are outed as a "Mag" and hounded from then on. So more reasoned mackems just avoid the thread altogether and it is just an ech chamber for the complete arseholes. I mean, it's really odd as well because we welcome mackems here with open arms.

Have you done the lesson about overtaking a colleague on a dual carriagway with a speed differential between wagons of 0.05 mph yet?

You can only post their if you follow the SMB party line. Parrot the same shit over and over. And yet there are literally thousands of posts on there.

Well this news totally shocks me I can tell you. Odds on he will get a gig as a gameshow host.

"Penalty pain for Spain again". 🇪🇸

Fucking hell man, missing 3 pens on the trot. Absolute shite.

Spain bottling it.

Maybe but she was top of my bank back in the day, in the days when such banks existed. A depressing lesson on what the ravages of time can do to body and soul.

Not sure where you live, but I guess the irony is that it probably doesn't matter, 'cos we don't have PR. I've long argued that PR is much more important than Brexit, EU membership will naturally follow PR once we leave the Belarus system behind us. And apart from anything else, FPtP is just demonstrably not democratic. It's continuence is literally indefensible to any true democrat imo. In any democracy, everybody's vote should count equally. That's clearly not the case. Anyway, I'll dutifully support my local MP like I have for years. I played a small part in getting him elected in '97 after years of tory rule here, something I was proud of at the time. And of course Labour are still by far the lesser evil. But it does massively piss me off and other than tick on a box they can get fucked.

Trick question. I can see that if I just shut my eyes and imagine. I mean, her piping me off, not you off. Oh ffs, it's ruined for me now.

I heard that yesterday, what a cunt that man is. I love how he characterises it as the Union ["barons"] wanting stikes, rather than the workers themselves that feel forced into it out of sheer desperation. Honestly though, he was transparently pathetic, nobody who isn't already too far gone is falling for this shit. Meanwhile, Starmer has a once in a generation chance to really fix this country but chooses to be a coward (TM essembee). I don't give a fuck about the House of Lords, they do not hold any notable power in this shitshow of a so called democracy we have, that's held by parliament alone and their rotten corrupt executive, the government. And like Brexit, you're not prepared to do anything about it. Naomi from OGWN nails it.