Renton

That's like me saying I have ruled out having sex with Scarlett Johansson*. I haven't really Scarlett pet, if you're reading this.

This is weird. It's like you have mod editing powers to show me up. But I know you'd never be allowed to be a mod, so I'm rather scoobied here by my constant syntax and spelling errors. Oh well.

FFS. Thats's the bad news. The good news (for me) is I'm rapidly reaching the age range where I honestly don't give a fuck anymore.

I semm to be doing that a lot lately.

Hold on, you've used a geographic map representation of the island of Ireland here and thus included NI which is not part of the RoI, NI is part of the UK which qualified automatically. Not only that, you've used the flag of the EU to represent Eurovision countries when in fact many of these countries are in other trade bodies like EFTA, are not in the EU at all, or are even based on other continents (Asia, even Australia). Shame on you ewerk, shame.

It's all a bit daft. All clubs have knackers in their support, just accept it. Not all NUFC fans punch horses. Not all SAFC fans shit in their seats (its probably even a minority tbh). Not all cohorts of SAFC fans sing songs supporting a nonce to fuck who he wants. Not all SAFC fans carry cheese slices in their pockets and need a whip round to buy a bag of crisps. Etc. Fair enough, but ffs, leave out this delusion that SAFC are in some way moral and "classy". The reality is, as one of the most deprived and insular towns in the country, it's just a fact they will have more antisocial problems associated with them and have a tendency towards racism and other bigoted/partisan viewpoints. Some of our fans are no better - the fights after derby defeats etc, were a fucking disgrace too and bear testament to this. (Also I wish we'd refrain from singing "Saudi boys" shit no matter what the provocation. It's pathetic).

It's not. We need MORE guns. If the wokelist snowflakes in that bar in the video had been packing, they could have nipped this in the bud. The US is such a fucked up country now, its unreal. I've given up trying to make sense of it.

Of course.

Must have been an undacova mag marra. Also, from the OP on the SMB: What a fucking bunch of knackers these are.

"We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars up skirts". MF'd your Wilde quote there MF.

Dana is looking fucking great nowadays. And I am reaching MF levels of mid life crisis pervosity.

What the fuck is the owner of Richmond FC doing hosting this?

Watching bits of the semifinals while doing other things. Croatia have just been on. Jesus Christ, this may be the worst thing I've ever heard since John Lydon. OTOH, Israel's entry may be one of the best things I've ever seen. Shame about the song.

That would have worked if you were replying to @Dr Kenneth Noisewater, whatever he's doing nowadays. As it is:

I have used my supreme MS Paint skills to hide where I live, yes. The seagulls are probably reading this.

Right, will you lot fuck off with the seagull quips and memes? Seagulls are loving, sentient creatures who do not appreciate this piss taking. *** Say it quietly because they're listening *** This was my car this morning thanks to them taking umbrage with you all. Fucking feathered cunts.

Seriously, why the queue in the internet age? Also who's got time to queue on a school/work day? As a rule, I don't like to take the piss out of people or areas for being poor, but as it's the mackems....fucking tramps.

Love the odd piece of Lorne but fuck me, that looks just like a cirrhotic liver.

Did I not mention who with?

From the thread:

I'm on Chrome on a laptop currently. Probably a setting or something Fish but FRANKLY I DON'T CARE.

Fuck! Floored by the pedantic mispelling riposte.

Well, well, well. Plenty of time to play with your xG spreadsheets and deliver your inane patter on podcasts to your target audience of probably 4; plenty of time to hang around the SMB and annoy them with your verbose and pompous truths; plenty of time to bore us with your life hacks; plenty of time to perfect your next English tapas; no doubt plenty of time for your wife and kid; but your time is too precious to LITERALLY drink from the font of wisdom that is the collective of this forum about NUFC!??? I tell you, I've defended you in the past Mr Fish, but no more, this is not defendible.

Please fucking stop the sausage memes until normality is restored lads, we way oversausaged ourselves when faced with the Arse close up. Like the reality of the pressure a genuine offer of a threesome would bring, mine's gone droopy.

I remember that match. I went with my wife and my sister, walking up Grey street a bunch of pissed up PSV kids (and I mean kids, must have been teenagers) tried to taunt us on the way up to the match. Honestly, it was so pathetic it was funny and I duly laughed. Those crazy Dutch.