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Not only weird, so many of these fuckers are deeply unpleasent. This "Suspender Sue" freak first alludes to a fantasy where they have killed Alan Shearer, then agrees the intruder that confronted Howe at Elland Road should have properly assaulted him, to get his money's worth. This is beyond normal "bantz" like. Stay classy you fucking tramps.

PAid more in a month than their club is worth. Sounds sustainable. I'd fucking love him here but accept we are nowhere near that level yet. We'll have unearth our own.

What's Jacob Murphy wasting his time interviewing this aggressive dwarf for? At the end of the day, if Brighton play like that against us and beat us, I would have no problem praising them and know way am I going to patronise their fans and manager like that little bell end.

Agreed. Except I don't think the away leg is relevant. We hadn't evenb signed Isak at that point. And since then, who has been the better team overall? We need a bit of luck, luck that wasn't forthcoming against Arsenal. My head says we will get it. My sphincter is less certain.

Well said. Exactly this. They're a good team, but so are we. At home, we are the second best in the league.

Maybe, I really think we need at least a draw against Brighton but take a step back and look at this a bit more rationally. We are a better team than Brighton and are playing them at home which is the strongest fortress outside of Manchester. A win is more likely than a loss imo, despite yesterday. Also, why is everyone assuming that ManU and Liverpool will win all there remaining games? Football doesn't really work like that. It's always us they assume will lose it rather than the others, despite the evidence to the contrary this season (with both NW teams having hasd some appalling results).

You're fucking going to the match with that attitude reflected by your user name? Ffs. As bad as Gemmill tbh. Show some fucking cajones and stop this becoming a self fulfilling prophecy you southern Beeb supporting ponce. Arghhh! We're turning on ourselves!

Democracy honks, especially this thread which is as corrupt as Putin's Russia. I mean the state of the title man. "Stuttering Brighton" have just beaten what were the champions elect until a month ago, and are guaranteed second. 3 fucking nil away from home. And why did he put "Stuttering"? Cos he jumped the gun after they were slaughtered by an Everton team HE told us were relegated! It may be time to consider the unthinkable. Start a parallel thread for the true supporters. Salvage want we can. Abandon thread.

I had to take the car to the jet wash in the end. Just then one of the fuckers has deposited the biggest bird turd smack bang on my windscreen. I fucking hate these feathered cunts.

I think we'll draw or beat them. Our home atmosphere and form is still something special. This is one match we really need to get at them from the off and hope for more luck than we had against Arsenal. But yeah, I'm nervous. I'm not going to this one either so will be watching from the comfort of my commode like you other plebs. 👍

Lovely goal that.

At the same time, I'm enjoying Arsenal and lego head losing the title earlier than they thought they would. Ateod, our fate is in our hands and that's all you can hope for at this stage. Also credit where's it's due, Brighton have been amazing. Unfortunately the mackems are going to be just like them so I read, so we have to get used to that too lads.

As long as the Arse need I guess, I'm hoping 25.

I'm a Leicester fan tomorrow. If they somehow can put in a performance (much like Everton did against Brighton) against Liverpool, it would be like a win for us whilst dropping Everton in the shit and Leeds even more so. Always loved the city of Leicester me, wherever it is.

Mackems call us deluded. Diallo, their best player, isnt there's to swap. Roberts is 26 and I don't think has ever played in the top tier. He's scored 6 career goals in the championship. Willock has played 77 games for us (mainly league games I assume) and scored 13 top tier goals. He's 23. Wilson and "Loch Ness Drogba" Wilson has scored 15 goals in the Premier league this season. Stewart has scored 10 career goals in the second tier.

Brighton's record at the Emirates is insane like. That'll be 4 wins out of 5 if it stays like this.

Not sure that match in August is relevant. They've just scored though, that is.

I'm watching Brighton with some concern here. May need to join CT on the commode come Thursday.

And here is a journalist I massively respect, who I suspect, along with the excellent John Soppell and Lewis Goodall, couldn't stick the BBC anymore. I can't recommend their podcast enough at the minute.

Just seen this. Worth a watch. People might not like Campbell, but he's right here and Derbyshire has no answer.

He gave us 2 pens and and them a red card like, albeit too late. You're straying into mackem like behaviour with this post.

What if the girls were called Christa and Tara, and the lads were called Udo and Nils?

Talking of which, I wish Bruno would get his hair back to the natural blond colour. He's been shit since he dyed it brown.

How are we going to cram Ward Prowse, Rice, and Maddison into the current side alongside Miggy, the Targayens, Willock and Ciggy?