Renton

Never mind Boris, come to Bitty.

"What's 148 + 32" Jesus christ, this is gold.

Johnson "You know who captain Hindsight is don't you?" Bryant "Yeah, it's you".

He's going to leave in an incredibly undignified way, isn't he?

Fucking hell they're crucifying him. Why does he persist with this? Is he mentally ill?

This is liason committee is marvelous viewing. The prime minister has certainly fucked my own productivity today though.

If somehow he survives until next PMQ (looking very unlikely now) Starmer should literally print all these resignation letters out in a ring binder folder and throw it at the fucker as hard as possible.

Funniest thing is he isn't even aware of the mass resignations happening. This seems quite appropriate now:

Naah, really can't see it, he's massively tainted by Johnson. Murdoch sees Gove as Grima, not Saruman.

Just as many of us are about to embark on our first foreign holiday in years, a parting gift from Johnson to add to the airport queues and cancellations.

Good point.

Tbf you could say disgraced former Secretary of State for International Development Pritti Patel, or cunt for short.

Gove told him to quit this morning apparently, which is why he wasn't at PMQ. And where the fuck is Patel?

Someone on the radio said he will fight another VONC. I doubt he'd go if he loses, the fact he is now banging on about "the mandate of the people" suggests he will go nuclear to me. Hopefully the collateral damage outside the tory party will be limited, but I hope he takes every tory cunt down with him.

This just come up on my work Google search engine. Why do we enable the likes of MF?

But wouldn't deselectionbe a matter for consitiuencies? Although I remember he was successful purging the party last time.

Javid's speech was poorly delivered and a bit underwhelming, but still damaging. Water of a pigs back to Johnson though. But more of this please.

Let's see what the tosser Javid has to say. Another Howe speech or damp squid [\CT].

Blackford now on. More popcorn please.

Hilarius watching this fat cunt flounder. Truly pathetic man.

"Z list cast of nodding dogs" Edit: Ha Wyki, I last post paged you.

"Sinking ship fleeing the rat" BUT CORBYN!

Starmer on form here. Johnson looks pathetic.

Blair won an election after Iraq though, and he didn't exactly resign, it was a planned transfer of power. But then Brown inherited the financial crash (which he handled very well tbf).