Renton

Incredible stuff from these tory cunts. They NEVER learn.

As well as point how incredibly petty they are in their made up heads.

Feels wrong to have laughed so hard at that.

I reckon the bottom left one may well have happened like. Probably the highlight of the SMB's life, remembering it from 15 years ago.

Nothing should surpise me any more.

No argument from me there. There is three types of exceptionalism happening here. First, Westminister exceptionalism, applying to all MPs (e.g. bars at work). The there is tory exceptionalism, because no way would Labour MPs get away with half the shit the tories do, they'd be crucified in the press (ffs Rayner was criticied for drinking sparkling wine at an opera this week). Then there is Johnson exceptionalism. "Boris just being Boris". He's done enough wrong in office to force the resignation of anyone else five times over. It is truly bizarre.

Agreed. And Clinton was impeached and the whole saga led to Netflix series on it iirc!

Hancock was during lockdown, so he breached lockdown rules, and as health minister, his position was untenable.

It's weird how we've allowed this exceptionalism to root itself in Westminster. Any other public sector job, if you were caught being piped off by a junior staff member, you would both be sacked on the spot, absolutely no doubt about it. Yet the ones who are supposed to set an example for the nation can act with complete impunity. I'm sick of hearing people saying they don't care what Johnson does in his personal life. Firstly, I do because if a person repeatedly cheats on his spouse (fathered 5 kids to women he wasn't married to while married ffs!) then I don't trust him in public life, as JOB says. But secondly, this happened in the HoP with the promise of a job for his mistress, so it's gone well beyond his private life. I know we all know and agree on this, but how the fuck did we get here and why aren't the media reporting this?

There you go again, inserting yourself into other people's fantasies.

JOB is spot on there. And the thing is, as he alludes to, we're so desensitised to this shit with Johnson it has almost no impact. This needs to be another nail in his coffin.

Hope it went well. Must admit the sheer terror of contemplating dating again is one of the main factors in stopping me getting divorced.

Maybe, although West Midlands has been completely fucked by Brexit. They'll probably get a reduced majority of 2000 and spin it as an amazing victory though.

Depends if anyone takes it further, unlikely I think as it happened in the Carlton club. OTOH why has he resigned the whip if the accounts aren't true. He has a 20,000 majority, which probably isn't enough nowadays for these cunts.

Jesus wept. BBC News - Supreme Court limits Biden's power to cut emissions https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-62000742

Paul just wants to believe more. Honestly, this story will be repeated hundreds of times with countless SMEs suffering. I really fear the country's economy is on a tipping point now, country is going right down the shitter. See Guardian article today. https://www.theguardian.com/business/2022/jun/30/rishi-sunak-uk-energy-prices-staff-shortages-supply-chain

Can't say I've ever thought about it. Does the C stand for cunt?

Fuck, that's quite draconian mind, given the drink drive limit is 35 microgramss/100 ml? Means effectively you can't go out the night before, I reckon in the past I'd be on a disciplinary with that if I didn't change my behaviour! What a contrast with the HoC.

I mean, this. You're tasked with making literally critical decsions for the nation, and you can drink on the job? Its fucking insane. How about we open some bars in hospitals and schools (although Fabricunt probably believes this is already normal). And that's not to mention the Colombian marching powder that seems to be freely available.

Putin's right about something mind.

A fucking detective batman? This sounds even more dire than, erm, normal batman.

Alright mate.

More awful imagery.

I'll be honest I was a but disappointed it was only a BJ and not something along the lines of a Monroe transfer. Fuck I need to bleach my mind.