Alex

The fucking brass neck of The Sun calling someone sleazy. Everyone who works there probably leaves a trail of mucus behind them

I like the stuff from the late 80s and early 90s

Hope they take their readers with them

RIP

Of course you can. There's not the will in government to do it though.

Maybe too long

Correct.

Like approaching the Billy Mill roundabout

Well there's lots of documented examples of it but you don't believe them and I know I'm not about to convince you. What about flying to the edge of the world though, who's done that?

Assume you're flying and go straight on. You'd hit the end of the world or you'd fly straight across the continent. Plenty have done the latter and none have demonstrated the former.

Feel a bit bad about this now like

All directions are south

All a ruse anyway since satellites don't exist

I was putting it out there to the sane ones tbh.

If the Reform Club were to admit animals they would have to let in those most British of animals - the Lion (and unicorns, of course).

Why can't you see the bottoms of the buildings in the distance?

Forgive me if I'm wrong and missing something here but, if you're flying over something relatively flat, like the ocean for example on a clear day and you're flying level with it then, in order to see the horizon you would need to look (ever so slightly down) for your eyes to be focussed on it wouldn't you?

I'd be worried by my line of argument were that not the case tbh. Can you explain this:

Got to be a wind up

Joking aside, it's an absolute disgrace.

We could just merge with a neighbouring poached egg

Is that supposed to deflect attention away from your daft theories being picked to bits? Have a word, man.