Alex

I was putting it out there to the sane ones tbh.

If the Reform Club were to admit animals they would have to let in those most British of animals - the Lion (and unicorns, of course).

Why can't you see the bottoms of the buildings in the distance?

Forgive me if I'm wrong and missing something here but, if you're flying over something relatively flat, like the ocean for example on a clear day and you're flying level with it then, in order to see the horizon you would need to look (ever so slightly down) for your eyes to be focussed on it wouldn't you?

I'd be worried by my line of argument were that not the case tbh. Can you explain this:

Got to be a wind up

Joking aside, it's an absolute disgrace.

We could just merge with a neighbouring poached egg

Is that supposed to deflect attention away from your daft theories being picked to bits? Have a word, man.

Why isn't more made of this? Should be all over the papers tbh.

Can't remember which magazine it was (GQ or something like that) but there was a series in there of blokes who looked like middle-aged lesbians. Remember both Fabio Capello and Mark Lawrenson being amongst them.

It's a figure of speech but the algorithms involved use that as their basis. Like I say the only other alternative is the people writing them know the earth is flat but are not only in on it but also have to add in the extra complexity so that the aircraft not only reach their destination but also convince the people using the navigation systems of the 'fake' spherical Earth. Of course you only believe in stuff you can verify with your own eyes so that must mean you're one of the people who programs this software, aye?

All navigation systems assume the world is a globe though. The alternative take is that every single person involved in programming the software is in on it. That's even more impressive.

Mind it's clever that 'they' have managed to get every single commercial pilot in on this scam. Impressive

Wolfy should enter the Vendee Globe just to prove what a sham it is

Well that's what he gets for helping Trump win the election.

Getting a bit personal now like

There was another letter calling him a twat because he came from Oxford but he now spoke with an American accent

Not remotely surprised by any of that.

Let's hope we don't have to worry about that.

Reminds me of the letter in The Viz which was something along the lines of: People think Stephen Hawkins is really clever but when he types the answer to a question how do we know he hasn't just looked it up on the internet?

Pretty sure that's incorrect. He had a big lead in the polls iirc