Alex

I love how that picture looks so shit that (even taking into account the headline) it needs a caption explaining what it's meant to be.

Or if they lost they'd say they fielded a weakened side

Good for nipple-ons I suppose

Glad it's not just me

Financial genius

Basically, the model's alright if you've got somebody like Benitez with a big say in who goes and who comes in.

That's only funny because he's not making a distinction between a frantic google search and actual reasonably indepth research

General opinion

It'll be like those England games in the 80s against Eastern Bloc nations where you had about 1/2 the crowd made up of troops, only they'll probably not have them in uniform this time.

Yep. A reaction to the total fucking shitness of our politicians was to hand them absolute power

CT and thinking don't mix

Reminds me of: What do you call a Spanish footballer with no legs? Gracias

Tin Star. It's a bit dark like

What an absolute crock of shite

It'll end up getting waterlogged like the Blue Peter

They'll just blame the EU for any post-Brexit mess as opposed to the parties who instigated it. Which said morons will also lap up.

He's a proper cunt like. Listing military victories when the only time you'd see him fight is to stop any of his kids from joining the armed forces. Have a look at the Invictus Games if you think there's anything glorious about war.

Lets just list some historical events without mentioning a single tangible benefit.

They said the same about the Championship.

Freddie Flintoff is their favourite 'reality' TV star

Keegan (the bloke who was 'tactically naive') came up with a genuinely attacking lopsided 4-3-3 that best utilised the talents of Martins, Owen and Viduka.

Keep your fantasies to yourself, Kenneth