Alex

Always nice to see one of CT attempted wind-ups backfire spectacularly

Two subtle

It was genuine advice aimed at Chez, you half-wit. Utterly bizarre that you took umbrage at it tbh

You're like a cross between Steven Taylor and Michael Owen

That's an impressive bong

@@ChezGiven Just mentioned the location in case you specifically wanted to go because you thought it was in the Lakes.

not really

Meh

That's £3m for 10 games btw. Not per season. Mint

The worst part is CT is probably being serious

You can take the piss out of CT all you like but he was absolutely spot on a while back when he compared Ashley's regime to Tory austerity

Heard from a good source Benitez is on £3m. The bonus is an extra million if he keeps us up. The other bonus is Ashley has wasted some more money

Just like the last few seasons then

Sick of the shite about how Fergie might've saved him too. He shipped out every piss head at the club bar Bryan Robson.

A positive is that not going to the games will have a much bigger impact in the Championship. Please, stay the fuck away.

to lose

Fo' shizzle

Steven 'Far from Shite' Taylor

Is the correct answer.

Yeah. Precisely what Ashley deserves. Like CT he thought he had this football thing sussed with his model for mediocrity. What he thought would guarantee a combination of safety and profit is going to cost him again. For less than it's going to cost him it could've been avoided. I realise I'm talking like it's already happened and I really hope I'm made to eat my words (despite myself) but it feels like a foregone conclusion.

Thought I'd be more bothered. Think I've already accepted it.

Wheelwrights (sp?) and Lakelovers are reliably good

Much nicer accommodation for the same or less in the Lakes. And you're actually in the Lake District (which you won't be if you go there).

We will do well to get a draw, which doesn't help us anyway What a sack of shit

Digital will be nufc.